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Colander Leo Rice
Looks like he is straining to find something impactful to say
...and let the record show that the swamp has been drained and the problem now has firmly moved not to any sort of fake news witch hunt nonsense involving our great president but to the rampant rise in fishmen coming to take our women with their fishy charms and what does liberal Hollywood do but hand these dastardly fishmen academy awards and furthermore space force...
"spagetti man" is like batman in that he also lives in a house.
And that's why I think I should be legally allowed to show you my balls now. Respectfully. Trump 2020
And I think I'm owed an apology from those who labeled me a tinfoil hat type.
The strain on Blain is mainly on his brain.
"Laugh now, but we'll see who's left standing after the zombie apocalypse!"
BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE. OUR FILTRATION!!!
"I am here today to do my sievic duty. . ."
"I'll answer that with a question, why isn't everyone wearing a colander?"
"Yay for impeachment, Trump is just bonkers"
The Shiny Happy People’s Court
To be honest, the Oroville Town Council was just glad Marvin was wearing pants this time.
“I’m getting a little tired of people in this courtroom laughing at me because of my appearance! I’m a man wearing a pink shirt, get over it already!”
“You were the one who told me to filter my thoughts before speaking!”
“You see, your honor, I don’t tend to mesh well with other people…”
Must be a sievel court case.
"Because a frying pan would just look stupid!"
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