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Caption Contest 10-03-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN.

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN.

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN.

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AG - Ian

My Dearest Bubba... I will Love you forever but if I think you are sleeping with your new cellmate I will come back and kill you... Love, O.J. - 38chrysler

Dear Santa,

As you may have heard, I made parole.  Can you please take me off of your naughty list now?  You’re the best. 

--OJ 

P.S. I want a new pair of gloves this year, preferably ones that fit this time. - Scrunt

Bronze:

dear penthouse forum ... - mellowpuma

Silver:

O.K. Mr. Simpson, you're almost good to go. The Goldman family will be here shortly to pick up your possessions, better get used to that............ - MadAdam

Gold:

Been a while since I lived the civilian life but I'm ready to take a stab at it. - MacSpruce

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Comment by JJJ23 on October 3, 2017 at 6:19pm

Work experience: running with footballs and knives

Comment by Scrunt on October 3, 2017 at 5:09pm

“Signing my release form is one autograph I’ll gladly give for free.”

Comment by Scrunt on October 3, 2017 at 5:09pm

“Finally, after all these years locked up behind bars, I can get back to looking for Nicole’s real killer.”

Comment by Scrunt on October 3, 2017 at 5:08pm

Blue Jean Collar Criminal

Comment by Scrunt on October 3, 2017 at 5:06pm

Dear Santa,

As you may have heard, I made parole.  Can you please take me off of your naughty list now?  You’re the best. 

--OJ 

P.S. I want a new pair of gloves this year, preferably ones that fit this time.

Comment by Scrunt on October 3, 2017 at 5:05pm

If OJ leaves prison looking like that, he’s going to get arrested by the fashion police.

Comment by Iverneil on October 3, 2017 at 3:05pm

Dear Levi's

As you may know, I am currently available for any promotional campaigns you might consider, I can personally attest to the comfort ability and durability of your product

Comment by Iverneil on October 3, 2017 at 3:00pm

...and hopefully by now everyone has forgotten about that other thing.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 3, 2017 at 10:00am

"Bitch, you say one more word about my love of denim and I'm gonna show you what really happened to Nicole."

Comment by Mario!!! on October 3, 2017 at 9:57am

The Juice is Loose!

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 3, 2017 at 9:09am

How do you spell Nordberg?

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 3, 2017 at 6:47am
....and that is how "Sign field" became a show about nothing.
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 3, 2017 at 6:25am
"Blue" Ray caricatures are like a movie
Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2017 at 10:19pm

"The Hillbilly Tuxedo look is a bold choice. Let's see if it pays off for you."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2017 at 10:15pm

"Man, Cuba looked nothing like me! Can I sue those motherfuckers?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2017 at 10:14pm

"What the fuck is a White Nationalist & why would they hate The Juice?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2017 at 10:12pm

"Holy shit, that's what Robert's kids look like now?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2017 at 10:11pm

"I should be completely safe in Vegas. Legend has it, that whatever happens there, stays there."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2017 at 10:09pm

"I wonder if Hertz is still hiring."

Comment by 38chrysler on October 2, 2017 at 9:25pm

Sorry Mr Simpson... We here at Publix don't need a Spokesman but I hear you are an excellent Butcher and we have an opening...

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