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Caption Contest 10-03-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN.

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN.

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN.

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AG - Ian

My Dearest Bubba... I will Love you forever but if I think you are sleeping with your new cellmate I will come back and kill you... Love, O.J. - 38chrysler

Dear Santa,

As you may have heard, I made parole.  Can you please take me off of your naughty list now?  You’re the best. 

--OJ 

P.S. I want a new pair of gloves this year, preferably ones that fit this time. - Scrunt

Bronze:

dear penthouse forum ... - mellowpuma

Silver:

O.K. Mr. Simpson, you're almost good to go. The Goldman family will be here shortly to pick up your possessions, better get used to that............ - MadAdam

Gold:

Been a while since I lived the civilian life but I'm ready to take a stab at it. - MacSpruce

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Comment by mellowpuma on October 11, 2017 at 6:28pm

dear penthouse forum ...

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:13am

so that show, the people vs. oj simspon, is there going to be a second season?  if so, put my name out there.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:11am

sign here for your personal effects, mr. simpson.  no, i'm sorry gloves weren't on the list.

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 6, 2017 at 6:15pm
White Bronco jeans are easy to navigate.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2017 at 2:04pm

"What the... my name isn't Homer Simpson!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2017 at 2:01pm

"Now I can go look for a Heisman Trophy wife!"

Comment by JJJ23 on October 6, 2017 at 12:07pm

A.C.'s pulling the car around.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 5, 2017 at 9:20pm

Been a while since I lived the civilian life but I'm ready to take a stab at it. 

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:20am

O.K. Mr. Simpson, you're good to go. Have a knife life, NICE life, a nice life, I said nice...............oh shit

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:16am

O.K. Mr. Simpson, you're almost good to go. The Goldman family will be here shortly to pick up your possessions, better get used to that............

Comment by Scrunt on October 4, 2017 at 6:06pm

“I don’t care if my Florida home is 10 feet under water. It still beats living in prison.”

Comment by Scrunt on October 4, 2017 at 6:06pm

The Pen v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story

Comment by Scrunt on October 4, 2017 at 6:04pm

“After hearing about poor Aaron Hernandez, I’m using the CTE defense the next time I get arrested for a violent crime.”

Comment by 38chrysler on October 4, 2017 at 2:50pm

OJs got the Jail House Blues...

Comment by Mervin97 on October 4, 2017 at 4:57am

"Sometime today asshole my shift ended 10 minutes ago."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 4, 2017 at 4:52am

"Dear Levi's I am currently looking for employment."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 4, 2017 at 4:49am

"Is an X good enough."

Comment by Ian on October 4, 2017 at 12:27am

Dear Bruno Magli,

Is there any way you could replace provide me with a new pair of size 12 shoes?

I promise I will wear them all through my presidential campaign.

Thank You,

Sincerely one hundred percent,

The Juice

Comment by 38chrysler on October 3, 2017 at 7:35pm

Could you hurry it up a little Mr. Simson... its not like we're riding in a Bronco, you know.....

Comment by JJJ23 on October 3, 2017 at 6:35pm

Dear Dr. Cosby...

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