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Caption Contest 10-02-2018

Honorable Mentions:

...the note to her Daddy said she wanted a Dogie for her birthday... - 38chrysler

After the 50th failed alley-oop dunk attempt, even Margret had to admit that white cows can't jump. - Scrunt

"Albino Zombie Cows a problem? Aim for the brain." - Ian

Bronze:

“Hey lady, I have no beef with you…at least not in the metaphorical sense.” - Jams3kds

Silver:

Bovine Intervention - VomitFlop

Gold:

"Moo's on first?" - AKAAB

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Comment by MacSpruce on October 18, 2018 at 6:53pm

The grass is always greener on the udder side of defense.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 18, 2018 at 6:52pm

When you can snatch the ball from my hand, Grass-chomper, you will be ready to leave the moonastery.

Comment by AKAAB on October 13, 2018 at 6:49pm

Moo's on first?

Comment by JJJ23 on October 12, 2018 at 12:32pm

This is what cricket is? Hmm, I get it. (I don't get it.)

Comment by mellowpuma on October 5, 2018 at 11:19pm

moo too

Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2018 at 7:08pm

I wanna Steer!

Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2018 at 7:07pm

I think I cud, I think I cud.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 5, 2018 at 2:27pm

I herd you didn't have any friends.

Comment by Rotwang on October 5, 2018 at 9:02am

NO you can't have it back; it landed in MY yard it's MINE now.  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 4, 2018 at 5:07pm

It was love at first cow pie.

Comment by KariGrant on October 4, 2018 at 10:37am

Imma ask you one more time. Give me back my egg.

Comment by KariGrant on October 4, 2018 at 10:36am

Not all cows are contented.

Comment by Mervin97 on October 3, 2018 at 9:47am

"No your as useful as a woman with balls."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 3, 2018 at 9:33am

"Can I have my stomach back, I can't survive with only 3."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 3, 2018 at 9:31am

"Ok, Jennifer please don't take your ball and go home, I'll give you some milk if you stay."

Comment by mellowpuma on October 3, 2018 at 7:58am

thus began the epic battle: harnessed cow v. yoga ball lady.  eventually she ran away and called animal control after calling her dad, as the scrolls foretold.

Comment by Ian on October 3, 2018 at 12:28am

The only thing more despicable than Cat Juggling is Cow Jugularing.

Comment by Ian on October 3, 2018 at 12:04am

"Don't worry, I got this.  She's just another escapee from the T-Rex paddock."

Comment by Ian on October 3, 2018 at 12:01am

"We were surprised to discover the actual cause of Mad Cow Disease."

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 11:58pm

"Don't have a cow, man."

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