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Caption Contest 10-02-2018

Honorable Mentions:

...the note to her Daddy said she wanted a Dogie for her birthday... - 38chrysler

After the 50th failed alley-oop dunk attempt, even Margret had to admit that white cows can't jump. - Scrunt

"Albino Zombie Cows a problem? Aim for the brain." - Ian

Bronze:

“Hey lady, I have no beef with you…at least not in the metaphorical sense.” - Jams3kds

Silver:

Bovine Intervention - VomitFlop

Gold:

"Moo's on first?" - AKAAB

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Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 11:56pm

"I'm not in the mooood for this."

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 10:57pm

Alice can always spot a bum steer.

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 9:33pm

A Ruminant with a View to a Kill

Comment by MacSpruce on October 2, 2018 at 9:33pm

Apart from the grassy knoll it was a pretty crappy re-enactment. 

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 8:52pm

"They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship."

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 8:47pm

Bullshit Artist

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 8:35pm

Some people can't wait for the cheese.

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 8:35pm

"I'm half crazy all for the love of you!"

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 8:33pm

"Albino Zombie Cows a problem?  Aim for the brain."

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2018 at 8:32pm

A Ruminant with a View

Comment by Scrunt on October 2, 2018 at 7:24pm

#MeMoo

Comment by Scrunt on October 2, 2018 at 6:02pm

"Pa, the dung beetles are back!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 2, 2018 at 6:00pm

"Oh come on, this suppository isn't that big.  Stop being such a baby and turn around."

Comment by Scrunt on October 2, 2018 at 5:59pm

After the 50th failed alley-oop dunk attempt, even Margret had to admit that white cows can't jump.

Comment by Scrunt on October 2, 2018 at 5:57pm

Murderball 2 was a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on October 2, 2018 at 5:56pm

 ♫ Home, home on the range, where the cow and the Auntie Lopes play ♫

Comment by 38chrysler on October 2, 2018 at 4:48pm

They named her Stormy... she's always taking big balls to the face.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 2, 2018 at 3:19pm

Tonight on an all new, "Farming With Dummies..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 2, 2018 at 3:14pm

Pasteurized for her pleasure.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 2, 2018 at 3:07pm

"After you drill me right between the eyes and drop me like a bad habit, would you like to go see a moovie?"

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