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A Ruminant with a View to a Kill
Apart from the grassy knoll it was a pretty crappy re-enactment.
"They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship."
Some people can't wait for the cheese.
"I'm half crazy all for the love of you!"
"Albino Zombie Cows a problem? Aim for the brain."
A Ruminant with a View
"Pa, the dung beetles are back!"
"Oh come on, this suppository isn't that big. Stop being such a baby and turn around."
After the 50th failed alley-oop dunk attempt, even Margret had to admit that white cows can't jump.
Murderball 2 was a little different.
♫ Home, home on the range, where the cow and the Auntie Lopes play ♫
They named her Stormy... she's always taking big balls to the face.
Tonight on an all new, "Farming With Dummies..."
Pasteurized for her pleasure.
"After you drill me right between the eyes and drop me like a bad habit, would you like to go see a moovie?"
"You're damn lucky I didn't have to sell you for this magic bean after all."
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