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Caption Contest 09-30-2017

Bronze:

"You think he's goofy now? Wait 'til he finds out I"m doing Melania. - Rosedude

Silver:

"You guys ever blame any of your farts on the secret service agents?" - VomitFlop

Gold:

"How many of us do you think it would it take to change a light bulb?" - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:30am

i thought we all agreed on the matching logos bill, you're making us look like jerks.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:27am

he always could "reach across the isle".

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:37am

.......in Arkansas we call it a "hog knuckle".

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:35am

.........Well, ultimately I couldn't maintain the separation of "Spurt and State" !!!! Whoo Boy, I love that one........

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:31am

..............J.F.K.'s death? Area 51? Ha !!! If anyone ever found out how much ass has been bent over The Resolute Desk............Whoo Boy !!!

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:28am

.............and if Hillary would've won, that would've made me the THIRD First Lady to get a blowjob in the White House. Who? Well, Eleanor Roosevelt, of course, you'll never guess who else........

Comment by Mervin97 on October 4, 2017 at 5:08am

"I brought the cigars, did you bring the interns."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 4, 2017 at 5:02am

"Trump is making us look like the founding fathers."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 4, 2017 at 5:00am

"I haven't seen Hilary since she lost the election."

Comment by Ian on October 2, 2017 at 8:51pm

"You do know the Secret Service invented the President's Cup for me."

Comment by Rosedude on October 2, 2017 at 6:29pm
"You think he's goofy now? Wait 'til he finds out I"m doing Melania.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 2, 2017 at 12:44pm

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman... Phyllis Diller!" 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 2, 2017 at 12:41pm

"That's what she said!"

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 2, 2017 at 10:24am

Seriously you didn't hear? The terrorists blew up the senate, and now Kiefer Sutherland is the new president.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 2, 2017 at 8:33am

"Who would play us in a movie?  Denzel for sure would be Barack.  George Clooney would have to play me.  And that guy who was Gomer Pyle, what was his name...  Jim Neighbors!  That's who'd play Skippy over here."

Comment by Mario!!! on October 2, 2017 at 8:24am

"Seriously, neither of you have joined the Mile High Club?  But that's what Air Force One is for!"

Comment by 38chrysler on October 1, 2017 at 10:00pm

.... and then he said " If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor"...  Bwahahaha.. oh wait... that wasn't Trump, was it...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 1, 2017 at 9:55pm

.....so who?s the dickhead that allowed ISIS to get started?

Comment by 38chrysler on October 1, 2017 at 9:51pm

Ya know guys... Im starting to think we me messed up giving North Korea all those Billions..

Comment by Scrunt on October 1, 2017 at 8:06pm

All the Presidents Then

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