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Comment by Rosedude on September 29, 2018 at 6:38am

Beer today, Hon. tomorrow.

Comment by Rosedude on September 29, 2018 at 6:15am

Sadly, the kangaroos had already departed.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 29, 2018 at 3:24am

The FBI opened their investigation by interviewing Brett Kavanaugh's personal beer tester.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 29, 2018 at 3:14am

"I'm here to tell you that I don't know why I'm here even though I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 29, 2018 at 3:07am

Her hair bun doubled as a russian operative.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 29, 2018 at 3:06am

"I loved Brett in high school, but all he ever did to me was hurl on my new flip flops!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 29, 2018 at 3:04am

When you're a chair sniffer to the honorable, you have to look good!

Comment by KariGrant on September 28, 2018 at 11:53pm

Uhhh, scuse me. Someone needs to remove the "Hon."

Comment by KariGrant on September 28, 2018 at 11:50pm

KAVANAUGH LOOKS A LOT BETTER IN PINSTRIPES.

Comment by Ian on September 28, 2018 at 11:09pm

"This is a Miss Trial!"

Comment by Ian on September 28, 2018 at 11:02pm

Channel 28    7AM:  Charmed   (Episode 43014) Fear and Loathing in Paradise Lost.  Phoebe, still under the influence of Cole, casts a spell that allows her to impersonate a Supreme Court nominee.  Piper holds a key senator hostage in an elevator.   Pru resurrects herself as five different teen versions of herself, all clumsy and all on their way to Mar-a-Lago.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 28, 2018 at 10:52pm

faux v. shade

Comment by mellowpuma on September 28, 2018 at 10:46pm

this takes the whole "imagine the audience naked" advice in a whole lot of new weird bad directions.

Comment by Ian on September 28, 2018 at 10:32pm

"Let's see how he fares after I employ the five-fingered desk hex."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 28, 2018 at 10:22pm

When asked if she was stoked for a potential Charmed reunion, Rose McGowan inevitably snorted: "Me too! You betcha!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 28, 2018 at 10:20pm

'Oh, crud, how do I say this? Listen, ma'am, there is no actual court of public opinion. One more outburst like that & you're gone, you hear me?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 28, 2018 at 10:18pm

"Um, Miss Milano, the bathroom is in the other direction."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 28, 2018 at 10:17pm

"That's right, everyone, the spotlight is mine now! No, I'm not here promoting some shitty direct to Hulu movie."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 28, 2018 at 10:13pm

Alyssa: Social Justice Warrior Princess

Comment by VomitFlop on September 28, 2018 at 10:13pm

"There's a porn parody already? Damn, that was quick. That's what she said."

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