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Beer today, Hon. tomorrow.
Sadly, the kangaroos had already departed.
The FBI opened their investigation by interviewing Brett Kavanaugh's personal beer tester.
"I'm here to tell you that I don't know why I'm here even though I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express."
Her hair bun doubled as a russian operative.
"I loved Brett in high school, but all he ever did to me was hurl on my new flip flops!"
When you're a chair sniffer to the honorable, you have to look good!
Uhhh, scuse me. Someone needs to remove the "Hon."
KAVANAUGH LOOKS A LOT BETTER IN PINSTRIPES.
"This is a Miss Trial!"
Channel 28 7AM: Charmed (Episode 43014) Fear and Loathing in Paradise Lost. Phoebe, still under the influence of Cole, casts a spell that allows her to impersonate a Supreme Court nominee. Piper holds a key senator hostage in an elevator. Pru resurrects herself as five different teen versions of herself, all clumsy and all on their way to Mar-a-Lago.
faux v. shade
this takes the whole "imagine the audience naked" advice in a whole lot of new weird bad directions.
"Let's see how he fares after I employ the five-fingered desk hex."
When asked if she was stoked for a potential Charmed reunion, Rose McGowan inevitably snorted: "Me too! You betcha!"
'Oh, crud, how do I say this? Listen, ma'am, there is no actual court of public opinion. One more outburst like that & you're gone, you hear me?!"
"Um, Miss Milano, the bathroom is in the other direction."
"That's right, everyone, the spotlight is mine now! No, I'm not here promoting some shitty direct to Hulu movie."
Alyssa: Social Justice Warrior Princess
"There's a porn parody already? Damn, that was quick. That's what she said."
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