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Caption Contest 09-27-2017

Special Max Cady Award:

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be.  Silesius, 17th Century." - Ian

Bronze:

“For heaven’s sake, George.  Turn on the windshield wipers or something.” - Scrunt

Silver:

What's Black and White and Run All Over??? - 38chrysler

Gold:

Rabies On Board - VomitFlop

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Comment by Ian on September 28, 2017 at 7:54pm

Übermuncher

Comment by Ian on September 28, 2017 at 7:48pm

Although sentient and self-sufficient, the Uniden Bearcat BC-6000SUX Radar Detector was not a commercial success.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 28, 2017 at 1:17pm

When this baby hits 88MPH you are gonna see some serious shit.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 28, 2017 at 1:13pm

Hello.... My name is Inigo Coontoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 28, 2017 at 1:10pm

Hey!... Your High Beams are on... Dont you see me flashing you?

Comment by Bill Staples on September 28, 2017 at 10:50am
Where's Groot?
Comment by 38chrysler on September 28, 2017 at 5:36am

When even the coons think your car is a piece of garbage... its time for an upgrade.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 28, 2017 at 5:28am

My car is equipped with Hair Bags

Comment by Mervin97 on September 28, 2017 at 4:58am

The masked car jacker strikes again.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 28, 2017 at 4:58am

Just when you get the love bugs under control.....splat.

Comment by MadAdam on September 28, 2017 at 4:46am

CHOOT HIM DADDY, CHOOT HIM !!!

Comment by MadAdam on September 28, 2017 at 4:45am

HEY!!! Cool!!! Hey, show me the Carfax..................uhh...........never mind.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 28, 2017 at 1:06am

I wondered why the label on that bottle of wiper fluid had a denial about containing raccoon pheromones. 

Comment by MacSpruce on September 27, 2017 at 9:10pm

The driver, Mr. David Crockett of Tennessee, said it was the third one that day, referring to it as a "hat trick". 

Comment by Whiz Kid on September 27, 2017 at 8:16pm
Racoon got away with it because CHIPS police just blame you for loving chips
Comment by Whiz Kid on September 27, 2017 at 8:08pm
Youtube billionaire Animal trainer training day movie
Comment by Scrunt on September 27, 2017 at 7:59pm

"Well lookie here, looks like we're having more than just turnip greens and grits for supper tonight."

Comment by Scrunt on September 27, 2017 at 5:56pm

Disney’s remake of Smokey and the Bandit was a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on September 27, 2017 at 5:56pm

“For heaven’s sake, George.  Turn on the windshield wipers or something.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 27, 2017 at 5:56pm

“Two dollars!  I want my two dollars!”

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