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Caption Contest 09-27-2017

Special Max Cady Award:

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be.  Silesius, 17th Century." - Ian

Bronze:

“For heaven’s sake, George.  Turn on the windshield wipers or something.” - Scrunt

Silver:

What's Black and White and Run All Over??? - 38chrysler

Gold:

Rabies On Board - VomitFlop

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Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:54am

the bad news is that the liam neeson of raccoons thinks you had something to do with the disappearance of his daughter.  the good news is that you can distract him with rotten meat.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 6, 2017 at 12:43pm

You're gonna get some hop-ons.

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:51am

Whoo Boy, I tell ya, if that sumbitch had uh piece uh charcoal up is ass, he'd uh shit uh dimon, wuz funnier en shit........

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:47am

............and that was the last time Country Raccoon went to visit his cousin, City Raccoon.

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:45am

.............are those Raisinets on the hood?..........oh, never mind.

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:43am

We Are Farmers.....Bom Da Bom Bom....WTF?

Comment by MadAdam on October 5, 2017 at 7:41am

You musk be joking.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 2, 2017 at 7:17pm

this reminds me of this one mime in a box, which i buried in my backyard.  you see, i knew he wouldn't call out for help.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 2, 2017 at 7:08pm

this reminds me of several mimes i've murdered with my car.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 2, 2017 at 7:04pm

he almost slid off, then found a raconteur.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 2, 2017 at 7:01pm

hey chipmunk, if you want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, you'd better hurry.  you have till i hit the breaks at this light up here.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 2, 2017 at 6:59pm

gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 6:47pm

Stop in the name of the paw.

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 6:39pm

No wait wait! If you're gonna use the wipers on me, at least put them on intermittent. 

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 6:34pm

We know you put that lid on your garbage cans, now get out and fight me!

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 6:30pm

We come in peace!  Now take me to your beaver!

Comment by Whiz Kid on September 29, 2017 at 9:06am
No more garbage bags green energy dystopian furrture
Comment by Ian on September 28, 2017 at 8:01pm

"Oh.... No."

Comment by Ian on September 28, 2017 at 7:59pm

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be.  Silesius, 17th Century."

Comment by Ian on September 28, 2017 at 7:55pm

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