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Caption Contest 09-23-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”

"i'm you from the future!" - Mario!!!

Poser! - JJJ23

Bronze:

Mom always liked you best! - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Sell all my Elmer's shares. I don't have time to explain why, just do it." - Ian

Gold:

Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it... - 38chrysler

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Comment by Jams3kds on September 24, 2018 at 7:34am

“You know lady, I see you’re married but I guarantee that once you go white and black you’ll never go back.”

Comment by Ian on September 24, 2018 at 3:13am

"I would roll up the window if I could but the only thing keeping me from bleeding out is my right hand.  I need a Whiskey and an X-ray, Yankee!"

Comment by Ian on September 24, 2018 at 2:49am

"How do you go about un-buying a zoo?"

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2018 at 9:23pm

"Welcome to Gallup, New Mexico!"

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2018 at 9:22pm

"Sell all my Elmer's shares.  I don't have time to explain why, just do it."

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2018 at 9:20pm

"Welcome to Tarzana, California!"

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2018 at 9:19pm

"Siri, play Sounds of the Serengeti Volume Four, Lions Roaring!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 23, 2018 at 1:36pm

Zebra Messing

Comment by VomitFlop on September 23, 2018 at 1:33pm

"I'll have to call you back. This drive thru has the most absurd speaker."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 23, 2018 at 1:31pm

Startled & Stripes

Comment by VomitFlop on September 23, 2018 at 1:31pm

Zebrahead scores another groupie.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 23, 2018 at 1:28pm

"Hey, lady, did you know my cousin, Leon, was the mascot for Fruit Stripe?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 23, 2018 at 1:26pm

"How dare you wear the skin of my fallen comrades! You shall pay for this indignity!"

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:57am

"That's the last time I buy clothes from Banana Republic."

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:51am

Disney's Trading Places reboot was a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:41am

Some people just have a strong animal magnetism about them.

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:39am

"I don't know what it is.  It's black and white and right in my face and it smells like something died.  A skunk?  I think you're right.  It's probably a skunk."

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:34am

"Yo bitch, give me a mother fucking carrot!"

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:32am

“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2018 at 11:30am

Driving Miss Crazy

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