“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”
"i'm you from the future!" - Mario!!!
Poser! - JJJ23
Mom always liked you best! - MacSpruce
"Sell all my Elmer's shares. I don't have time to explain why, just do it." - Ian
Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it... - 38chrysler