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Caption Contest 09-23-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”

"i'm you from the future!" - Mario!!!

Poser! - JJJ23

Bronze:

Mom always liked you best! - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Sell all my Elmer's shares. I don't have time to explain why, just do it." - Ian

Gold:

Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it... - 38chrysler

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Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2018 at 10:02am

"Hello Dr Moreau, I changed my mind, I'd rather stay human."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2018 at 9:55am

"Hello fashion police, I have a problem."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2018 at 9:53am

"What's black and white and red all over?"

"What?'

"You, after I kick the crap out of you for wearing that."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2018 at 9:51am

"It's mating season already?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2018 at 9:19am

"Thanks, PreyForSex.com!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2018 at 9:05am

"This is not what I meant by wanting to see the stars and stripes!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2018 at 9:03am

"This is the last time I use Uber Zimbabwe!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2018 at 9:01am

Safari, not so good!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2018 at 8:57am

"Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Comment by 38chrysler on September 23, 2018 at 7:22am

Shirley always wanted a partner with her same sense of fashion and was hung like a horse...

Comment by Rosedude on September 23, 2018 at 7:16am

Despite proof of the attack, he was still seated on the Supreme Court.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 23, 2018 at 7:05am

.....all of a sudden Shirley found herself rooting for the Lions...

Comment by 38chrysler on September 23, 2018 at 6:27am

Janine had a hard time explaining to the Medics how she got corn and big teeth marks all over her vagina

Comment by 38chrysler on September 23, 2018 at 6:19am

Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it...

Comment by 38chrysler on September 23, 2018 at 6:19am

Janine joins the #MeToo moment...

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2018 at 12:28am

"You got an Apple?"

Comment by KariGrant on September 22, 2018 at 11:15pm

m m m m  mmmmMOM??

Comment by KariGrant on September 22, 2018 at 11:14pm

Zebra meets B bra.

Comment by KariGrant on September 22, 2018 at 11:12pm

Parked car named Desire.

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