“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”
"i'm you from the future!" - Mario!!!
Poser! - JJJ23
Bronze:
Mom always liked you best! - MacSpruce
Silver:
"Sell all my Elmer's shares. I don't have time to explain why, just do it." - Ian
Gold:
Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it... - 38chrysler
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"Hello Dr Moreau, I changed my mind, I'd rather stay human."
"Hello fashion police, I have a problem."
"What's black and white and red all over?"
"What?'
"You, after I kick the crap out of you for wearing that."
"It's mating season already?"
"Thanks, PreyForSex.com!"
"This is not what I meant by wanting to see the stars and stripes!"
"This is the last time I use Uber Zimbabwe!!!"
Safari, not so good!
"Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Shirley always wanted a partner with her same sense of fashion and was hung like a horse...
Despite proof of the attack, he was still seated on the Supreme Court.
.....all of a sudden Shirley found herself rooting for the Lions...
Janine had a hard time explaining to the Medics how she got corn and big teeth marks all over her vagina
Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it...
Janine joins the #MeToo moment...
"You got an Apple?"
m m m m mmmmMOM??
Zebra meets B bra.
Parked car named Desire.
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