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Caption Contest 09-21-2020

Bronze:

"Prostate examinations? All this time I thought it was a love robot!" - MacSpruce

Silver:

"What the fuck do you mean from now on that's gonna change me? If that's the case, I'm just gonna stop shitting my pants!" - Scrunt

Gold:

"I don't care what you think about my new robo-wife. She's a great cook. She cleans up after me. The sex is a bit mechanical though." - Mario!!!

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Comment by Rosedude on September 30, 2020 at 7:48pm

"She keeps the place clean, but the sex is pretty mechanical."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 27, 2020 at 10:44pm

"I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do."

Comment by MacSpruce on September 27, 2020 at 9:47pm

"Prostate examinations? All this time I thought it was a love robot!"

Comment by Rotwang on September 27, 2020 at 11:08am

OH! Now I get it- she can play Bingo. 

Comment by JJJ23 on September 27, 2020 at 11:05am

This granddaughter doesn't ask for money, so I guess you can go suck a fuck, sweetheart.

Comment by Rotwang on September 27, 2020 at 11:03am

Her name's Geraldine.  Geraldine Attrics. 

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2020 at 8:28pm

"You mean to tell me this thing only has two voice settings?  Rosie O'Donnell or Rosie Perez?!"

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2020 at 8:09pm

"Does it need rabbit ears or something?  I can't make heads or tails of these Japanese game shows."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2020 at 4:56pm

"What do you mean fifteen minutes till Wapner!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2020 at 4:40pm

When Harry Met Silly

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2020 at 4:29pm

"Of course I bought a rubber!  I already have eight kids!"

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2020 at 4:19pm

"Send it back, I ordered a real sex doll."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2020 at 4:18pm

"I don't speak computer."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2020 at 4:17pm

"What's wrong with your sister, she seems a little robotic.' 

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2020 at 4:15pm

"Everyone knows a good blow job includes the balls."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2020 at 4:12pm

"I hate illegal aliens."  

Comment by Mervin97 on September 23, 2020 at 4:10pm

"She won't blow me."

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2020 at 2:08pm

Ex-Wife Machina

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2020 at 2:01pm

"It's your birthday today?  Shit!  Looks like both me and my android assistant need a memory upgrade."

Comment by Scrunt on September 23, 2020 at 1:54pm

"Stop freaking out, it's just a Roomba!"

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