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Caption Contest 09-21-2019

Bronze:

"Seriously, though, if you don't have a green card, we're gonna have to drag you in for, um, you know, 'research’.” - VomitFlop

Silver:

"Is that your hand I feel Lenny?"

"No, the aliens have started the probing!!" - Ian

Gold:

she can come in, the rest of you fuck off. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Iverneil on September 22, 2019 at 2:34pm

Hey look! It’s Reynolds, Alcoa and Jiffy PoP

Comment by Iverneil on September 22, 2019 at 2:32pm

She promised to bang them if they did it, but once again, she lied.

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2019 at 1:42pm

Despite being told to go fuck themselves on numerous occasions, Bob, Betty and Barney all still remain virgins to this day.

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2019 at 1:39pm

What Silver Surfer fans lack in numbers they more than make up for in spirit.

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2019 at 1:34pm

"Damn it, Steve, why did you wear Vans? Now everyone's gonna think we look totally fucking stupid!"

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2019 at 1:32pm

They definitely put the coke in the Hokey-Cokey.

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2019 at 1:30pm

Actually, they're from Area 5150.

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2019 at 1:27pm

Methhead Actors

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 22, 2019 at 10:01am

Looks like a good sized landing strip.

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 22, 2019 at 10:00am

Tequila!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 22, 2019 at 6:31am

Where Are They Now?

Billy Idol

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 22, 2019 at 6:27am
The B-69's
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 22, 2019 at 6:20am

Alien Ant Farmers

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 22, 2019 at 6:16am

"Take us to your leader!  No, no, not Trump, maybe Pelosi?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 22, 2019 at 6:12am

Let's do the time warp, again!

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2019 at 11:50pm

apparently they didn't realize what the terms  "fencing, guard (singular), and gun (singular)" really meant.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2019 at 11:49pm

she can come in, the rest of you fuck off.

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2019 at 11:35pm

"Is that your hand I feel Lenny?"

"No, the aliens have started the probing!!"

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2019 at 11:32pm

"My God, it's full of SARS!"

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2019 at 11:30pm

WARNING: The Double Diamond Slope in VR SKIING may be hazardous to your health.

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