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Caption Contest 09-21-2017

Honorable Mentions:

My dad taught me never to talk to idiots. - Rodney Dean

Don't get too close to my tie son. - Iverneil

Oh crap another hat?? Make America Mower Greater. - KariGrant

"Don't worry kid I wont let a foreigner take the worst job your ever going to do from you." - Mervin97

Bronze:

Hey!... Let me see your Green Card... Oh, never mind.. you're white.. - 38chrysler

Silver:

this "commander of the boy scouts" thing is really working out.  hmm, they could sell cookies... - mellowpuma

Gold:

“Hey kid, what’s a dotard?” - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2017 at 5:04pm

“You’re making a mess of everything, son.  Here, give that to me and I’ll show you how it’s done.”

“Right back at you, Mr. President.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2017 at 5:04pm

“You’re fired!”

Comment by Rosedude on September 22, 2017 at 1:47pm
Child labor laws had to be re-worked after Trump deported all of the landscapers.
Comment by 38chrysler on September 22, 2017 at 5:16am

McConnell is upset that Trump endorsed Roy Mower.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 8:50pm

this "commander of the boy scouts" thing is really working out.  hmm, they could sell cookies...

Comment by Rosedude on September 21, 2017 at 7:41pm
Eric?
Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 6:40pm

next trump sticks his finger in the mouth of the man to his left, and connects with the blue collar voter.

Comment by Whiz Kid on September 21, 2017 at 5:45pm
Worst job memory month starts with a parade of unpaid groundskeepers
Comment by KariGrant on September 21, 2017 at 5:10pm

Oh crap another hat?? Make America Mower Greater.

Comment by Whiz Kid on September 21, 2017 at 5:08pm
Hells kitchen And bar rescue world leaders note the progress of allowing kids into liquor establishments
Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 3:34pm

sir, the midwestern voter needs to steadily see you interact with your children.  no sir, the children do not need to respond to you.

-good.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 21, 2017 at 2:53pm

Mow, Larry and Curly  

Comment by Iverneil on September 21, 2017 at 2:36pm

Don't get too close to my tie son.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 2:12pm

oh look, a person in a blue collar shirt.  how literal.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 2:11pm

his wife and children seem to have figured out how to ignore him.  maybe they could give the rest of us some pointers.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 2:03pm

trump, seen here giving pretend advice on a chore he himself has never completed, was the last US president.   hail the united socialist states of america.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 2:00pm

if you do a good thing, and no one sees it, why?  just why?

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 1:55pm

his favorite movie is the 6th sense, because he sees people, and wishes they were dead people.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 1:53pm

join me, and we will rule the galaxy together!

-nah, i'mma look for pokemons later.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 21, 2017 at 1:12pm

"Are you sure he's not a double agent from Russia, Mr. Trump?"

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