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Caption Contest 09-21-2017

Honorable Mentions:

My dad taught me never to talk to idiots. - Rodney Dean

Don't get too close to my tie son. - Iverneil

Oh crap another hat?? Make America Mower Greater. - KariGrant

"Don't worry kid I wont let a foreigner take the worst job your ever going to do from you." - Mervin97

Bronze:

Hey!... Let me see your Green Card... Oh, never mind.. you're white.. - 38chrysler

Silver:

this "commander of the boy scouts" thing is really working out.  hmm, they could sell cookies... - mellowpuma

Gold:

“Hey kid, what’s a dotard?” - Scrunt

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Comment by MadAdam on October 6, 2017 at 9:52am

Today, Sean Spicer was admitted to the Georgetown University Hospital with what is being described as "lacerations to the toes". We'll provide details as they emerge.

Comment by MadAdam on October 6, 2017 at 9:48am

If the kid works up a good sweat, he might get "Sandusky'ed"

Comment by MadAdam on October 6, 2017 at 9:45am

Another example of Trump grabbing a pussy.

Comment by MadAdam on October 6, 2017 at 9:43am

If you do a good job on this, later, I'll let you give me a Brazilian, same basic principle. 

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 8:12pm

I love the red shirt, kid, you should try cutting the grass with a sickle.  

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 8:09pm

Be careful kid, in soviet russia, the grass hacks you!

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 8:01pm

Good job, kid, next you should grab that tree by the sprucey.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 26, 2017 at 5:32pm

Remember to leave it long on the sides so you can rake it over.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 26, 2017 at 4:39pm

"And when your done with that you can shine Baron's shoes."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 26, 2017 at 4:38pm

"Don't worry kid I wont let a foreigner take the worst job your ever going to do from you." 

Comment by JJJ23 on September 25, 2017 at 10:53pm

Hey kid, shouldn't someone else be doing that job?/ Yeah but they just won't take it from him.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 25, 2017 at 10:24pm

Alright, that's the last job I have to pass off on to someone else. You get it cut kid, I'm gonna go talk some shit and try to get the world blown up.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 24, 2017 at 7:32am

"Don't take a knee, kid, or I'll have to rip you in a tweet!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 24, 2017 at 7:21am

"Luke, I am your president!"

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2017 at 8:19pm

"I can't smell your fingers! I don't have any time since the Help was deported."

Comment by Ian on September 23, 2017 at 8:17pm

""You can have my lawnmower when you pry it from my cold dead fingers."

Comment by Iverneil on September 23, 2017 at 7:46am

Mow, Larry and Curly?

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2017 at 5:05pm

“Hey kid, what’s a dotard?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2017 at 5:05pm

“Remember our deal, we split anything you find 50/50.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 22, 2017 at 5:05pm

“There’s an extra $20 in it for you If you accidentally run over some of those Russian correspondence documents I left over there.”

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