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Caption Contest 09-18-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Cannabliss - Rodney Dean

Leaves a lot to be desired.. - MacSpruce

Special Is There No Justice Award:

How I felt when I heard RBG died. - Rosedude

Bronze:

"I don't think that's how you cross strains, but don't let me stop you." - Ian

Silver:

If you think this is perverted, you should see what they're doing in the opium poppy field. - Mario!!!

Gold:

The only real downside to being a true nature lover is splinters in your vagina. - Scrunt

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Comment by Rosedude on October 9, 2020 at 9:09am

Later, they would both get potted. 

Comment by Rosedude on October 8, 2020 at 7:35pm

She was one of the first to embrace legalization. 

Comment by JJJ23 on September 27, 2020 at 11:11am

You holdin'.

Comment by Rotwang on September 27, 2020 at 11:10am

"I love you so much I'm going to cut parts of you off and dry them out in an oven before I set fire to them.  "

"Wait, what?"

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2020 at 7:07pm

Every INDICA-tion was that it was true love, but in the end she made a hash of it.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2020 at 6:59pm

Hugs? I would have expected high fives.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2020 at 6:57pm

Leaves a lot to be desired..

Comment by Scrunt on September 21, 2020 at 1:12pm

Best Buds

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2020 at 1:59am

"I got it!  An E.T. reboot, but instead of a puppet, we use a pot plant.  The plant is the alien!"

"If we can get Julia Roberts..."

From test footage: "I'll be right here, man."

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2020 at 1:52am

"Wait just a minute!  That's not a Girl Scout!  The world has to know!  It's hipsters!  Girl Scout Cookies Marijuana Strain is made by hipsters!"

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2020 at 1:51am

"Stop.  You had me at hallucinate."

Comment by Ian on September 21, 2020 at 1:47am

"I promise I'll never turn you into hemp underwear." (she heard once that there was 'no underwear in space' and since Earth is in space so is she)

Comment by Mario!!! on September 20, 2020 at 2:09pm

If you think this is perverted, you should see what they're doing in the opium poppy field.

Comment by Mario!!! on September 20, 2020 at 2:08pm

The Consort Gardener

Comment by Mervin97 on September 20, 2020 at 1:45pm

Hugs and drugs.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 20, 2020 at 1:39pm

Just say yes.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 20, 2020 at 1:29pm

Linda and Mary Jane lived happily ever after.

Comment by Ian on September 19, 2020 at 8:10pm

"Welcome, to Jurassic Parks & Recreation."

Comment by Ian on September 19, 2020 at 8:09pm

"I don't think that's how you cross strains, but don't let me stop you."

Comment by Ian on September 19, 2020 at 8:04pm

"Hey lady, what about the six-foot distance rule do you not understand?"

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