Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 09-18-2019

Bronze:

It was easy, since he had plenty of practice humiliating himself at his previous job. - Rosedude

Silver:

After the show, he denied wearing it. - Iverneil

Gold:

Dance Dance Revulsion - MacSpruce

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Comment by Scrunt on September 18, 2019 at 5:10pm

Some adults really shouldn’t be allowed to dress themselves.

Comment by Scrunt on September 18, 2019 at 5:10pm

Flash in the Pan Dance

Comment by Scrunt on September 18, 2019 at 5:10pm

It's hard to have any sense of shame or decency once you’ve worked for Trump.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 18, 2019 at 4:16pm

It was either this or going back to work for Trump as a liar.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 18, 2019 at 4:12pm

Spice, Spice, baby...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 18, 2019 at 4:12pm

Rumor has it that Melania voted for Spicer... and maybe his second cousin.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 18, 2019 at 4:09pm

"I'm the greatest dancer in the world.  Period!!!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 18, 2019 at 2:12pm

Dancing with the Stars & Stripes

Comment by VomitFlop on September 18, 2019 at 2:08pm

The only thing louder than that shirt was his heartbeat ringing in his ears.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 18, 2019 at 2:06pm

The Family Guy cutaway gags are getting beyond absurd.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 18, 2019 at 2:05pm

Seconds before emergency services needed to be called.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 18, 2019 at 2:04pm

"Is that --- Is that the motherfucking Macarena playing in the background?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 18, 2019 at 2:03pm

To his friends & family, he is known as Cuban Pete.

Comment by Mario!!! on September 18, 2019 at 8:30am

Mama Mia, that's a Spicy salsa!

Comment by Mario!!! on September 18, 2019 at 8:27am

DWTF

Comment by blkbwayne on September 18, 2019 at 8:25am

 At the Dopa.... Dopacabana 

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2019 at 5:26am

Whether he mint to do it or not he was only parsley in thyme with his partner. 

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2019 at 5:21am

"I'll take things you wouldn't wear to the Fucking Catalina Mixer for $400 Alex." 

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2019 at 5:17am

Regardless of what the judges said I thought Melissa McCartney nailed it.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2019 at 5:15am

He has since gotten several offers from CarMax to work as the flailing arm guy out front. 

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