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Caption Contest 09-18-2017

Honorable Mentions:

It's raining men.... - Bill Staples

"We're gonna need a bigger razor!" - Mario!!!

“Why facial recognition?  Because studies have shown most of our users are too stupid to remember their password.” - 38chrysler

Facebloke - Iverneil

Bronze:

Our tech is already Leatherface proof but it may be another 6-8 months before we are fully Hannibal Lecter proof. - JJJ23

Silver:

"Yeah, but, will the fucking thing recognize me if I'm Ethan Hunt?" - VomitFlop

Gold:

"Don't show it a picture of your ass unless you want to talk to the White House." - Rosedude

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Comment by Bill Staples on October 10, 2017 at 9:45am
Not to nitpick but it's raining men....was mine
Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 8:27pm

"These are the people we fired while making it."

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 8:24pm

He better get schwify in here ASAP. 

(if you don't know the reference you're missing out on a great show.) 

Comment by Rotwang on September 29, 2017 at 8:19pm

Oh so that's why it costs a (fucking) THOUSAND DOLLARS.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 29, 2017 at 8:09pm

The Severed Faces of Steve

Comment by Mervin97 on September 26, 2017 at 4:45pm

"Let's face it this raises a few eyebrows."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 26, 2017 at 4:43pm

"Sometimes I feel like someone's watching me."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 26, 2017 at 4:42pm

The new Face the Nation set is a bit creepy

Comment by MadAdam on September 25, 2017 at 10:55pm

Not what I was looking for when I Googled "Huge Facials".

Comment by JJJ23 on September 25, 2017 at 10:40pm

This may be bigger than anything we've ever faced before.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 8:59pm

i think he's about to make a comment which is a bit too ... on the nose.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 8:58pm

gee, human heads mounted on a wall are usually creepy.  but giant heads really make me think this guy is a real go getter.  

Comment by Iverneil on September 21, 2017 at 2:34pm

Facebloke

Comment by Rosedude on September 20, 2017 at 7:36pm

"Don't show it a picture of your ass unless you want to talk to the White House."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 20, 2017 at 11:59am
I just came from the genital section. Guess which one's the walk-through.
Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 20, 2017 at 11:50am
Worried if there would be enough seating, Tom assures Betty, "As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit."
Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 20, 2017 at 11:43am
Novelty door bells. Every face guaranteed to ring a bell.
Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 20, 2017 at 11:39am
MoMA displays the Ed Gein collection.
Comment by Whiz Kid on September 20, 2017 at 10:52am
Power point bullet points now have killer stares adapting psycho tech
Comment by 38chrysler on September 20, 2017 at 9:10am

...and this was my mom before I bought her an Epilady...

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