“What do you mean there’s no running? Then why do they call it the Space Race to Mars?” - Scrunt
He compared it to eating a batch of hash brownies - Jams3kds
Usain Bolted to the Ceiling... - AKAAB
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I'm from Jamaica, so yes I've been this high before.
He realized shrimp scampi was a bad idea.
Usain Bolted to the Ceiling...
Tyrone was surprised when he saw the first white person training for the Nasa Inter-Galactic Guardians Astronaut Squadron
Even his projectile vomit is the fastest.
after nasa budget cuts, we had to take on a sponsor. you know those flex seal ads, where the canoe has a screen door on the bottom, well ...
the background isn't for the photo op. it's there to soak up the vomit.
space ... the final chandelier ...
money can't buy you happiness. actually it can, but it didn't that day.
The Gods Must be Queasy
"Nobody told me the pilot is Harrison Ford!"
he looks like he's gonna drop his pants and fire a rocket
When asked what he thought of being weightless Usain Bolt had no comet.
People from his village in Jamaica are familiar with space terminology as most locals their own Quasar televisions.
Outta this World Record holder in the 100 meters: 3.86 seconds (also known as Ludicrous Speed)
He compared it to eating a batch of hash brownies
in russia, space go into you,
“What do you mean there’s no running? Then why do they call it the Space Race to Mars?”
“I thought I had signed up for Dancing With the Stars, not Dancing in the Stars!”
Despite having thrown up 22 times so far, Usain looked just as shocked right before number 23 as he had all the others.
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