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Caption Contest 09-17-2018

Bronze:

“What do you mean there’s no running? Then why do they call it the Space Race to Mars?” - Scrunt

Silver:

He compared it to eating a batch of hash brownies - Jams3kds

Gold:

Usain Bolted to the Ceiling... - AKAAB

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Comment by JJJ23 on October 5, 2018 at 2:17pm

I'm from Jamaica, so yes I've been this high before.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 30, 2018 at 6:10pm

He realized shrimp scampi was a bad idea.

Comment by AKAAB on September 25, 2018 at 6:48pm

Usain Bolted to the Ceiling...

Comment by 38chrysler on September 19, 2018 at 8:27pm

Tyrone was surprised when he saw the first white person training for the Nasa Inter-Galactic Guardians Astronaut Squadron

Comment by Rotwang on September 19, 2018 at 6:10pm

Even his projectile vomit is the fastest.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 19, 2018 at 8:29am

after nasa budget cuts, we had to take on a sponsor.  you know those flex seal ads, where the canoe has a screen door on the bottom, well ...

Comment by mellowpuma on September 19, 2018 at 8:04am

the background isn't for the photo op.  it's there to soak up the vomit.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 19, 2018 at 8:01am

space ... the final chandelier ...

Comment by mellowpuma on September 19, 2018 at 7:58am

money can't buy you happiness.  actually it can, but it didn't that day.

Comment by Ian on September 19, 2018 at 12:04am

The Gods Must be Queasy

Comment by Ian on September 19, 2018 at 12:03am

"Nobody told me the pilot is Harrison Ford!"

Comment by mellowpuma on September 18, 2018 at 10:41pm

he looks like he's gonna drop his pants and fire a rocket

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2018 at 11:11am

When asked what he thought of being weightless Usain Bolt had no comet.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2018 at 11:10am

People from his village in Jamaica are familiar with space terminology as most locals their own Quasar televisions.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2018 at 11:09am

Outta this World Record holder in the 100 meters: 3.86 seconds (also known as Ludicrous Speed)

Comment by Jams3kds on September 18, 2018 at 11:09am

He compared it to eating a batch of hash brownies

Comment by mellowpuma on September 18, 2018 at 6:40am

in russia, space go into you,

Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2018 at 5:03pm

“What do you mean there’s no running? Then why do they call it the Space Race to Mars?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2018 at 5:03pm

“I thought I had signed up for Dancing With the Stars, not Dancing in the Stars!”

Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2018 at 5:02pm

Despite having thrown up 22 times so far, Usain looked just as shocked right before number 23 as he had all the others.

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