“What do you mean there’s no running? Then why do they call it the Space Race to Mars?” - Scrunt
He compared it to eating a batch of hash brownies - Jams3kds
Usain Bolted to the Ceiling... - AKAAB
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“After this, I think I’ll need to change my name to Uinsain Bolt when I get back home.”
“Listen to me, I will give you ALL of my gold medals if you get me back down on Earth right now!”
“I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SPACE SHUTTLE!”
Live from The Apollo...
"Ceilings, nothing more than ceilings...
"Houston, we have a strap-on problem!"
"Help! I've lifted and I can't get down!"
"Let's see Elon Musk try to get this high. Hahahahahaha!!!"
"My girlfriend would love this. Especially, the whole feeling weightless thing."
"Oh, shit. Yo, are those real aliens? Damn, they look mighty pissed."
"Space Force is a go!"
"On your marks, get set....FLOAT!!!"
"That's all well & good, Mr. Bolt, but can you run faster than the speed of light?"
"Your move, Ryan Gosling."
Hands Up Don't Shoot!... wait a minute... which way is up again?
Neil Armstrong wasn't happy when he lost his Guinness Record of having the Largest Penis to Circle the Earth title...
Dayum! Your fart cloud stayed there, even though you shot across the cabin from its force!
Suddenly, Marvin understood why they called it "spacing out."
He clearly doesn't understand the gravity of his current situation.
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