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Caption Contest 09-17-2018

Bronze:

“What do you mean there’s no running? Then why do they call it the Space Race to Mars?” - Scrunt

Silver:

He compared it to eating a batch of hash brownies - Jams3kds

Gold:

Usain Bolted to the Ceiling... - AKAAB

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Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2018 at 5:02pm

“After this, I think I’ll need to change my name to Uinsain Bolt when I get back home.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2018 at 5:01pm

“Listen to me, I will give you ALL of my gold medals if you get me back down on Earth right now!”

Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2018 at 5:01pm

“I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SPACE SHUTTLE!”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 17, 2018 at 4:22pm

Buzzed Aldrin

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 17, 2018 at 4:20pm

Live from The Apollo...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 17, 2018 at 4:18pm

"Ceilings, nothing more than ceilings...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 17, 2018 at 4:17pm

"Houston, we have a strap-on problem!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 17, 2018 at 4:12pm

"Help!  I've lifted and I can't get down!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:43am

"Let's see Elon Musk try to get this high. Hahahahahaha!!!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:41am

"My girlfriend would love this. Especially, the whole feeling weightless thing."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:39am

"Oh, shit. Yo, are those real aliens? Damn, they look mighty pissed."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:38am

"Space Force is a go!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:37am

"On your marks, get set....FLOAT!!!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:35am

"That's all well & good, Mr. Bolt, but can you run faster than the speed of light?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 17, 2018 at 11:33am

"Your move, Ryan Gosling."

Comment by 38chrysler on September 17, 2018 at 9:53am

Hands Up Don't Shoot!... wait a minute... which way is up again?

Comment by 38chrysler on September 17, 2018 at 9:52am

Neil Armstrong wasn't happy when he lost his Guinness Record of having the Largest Penis to Circle the Earth title...

Comment by KariGrant on September 17, 2018 at 9:40am

Dayum! Your fart cloud stayed there, even though you shot across the cabin from its force!

Comment by Mario!!! on September 17, 2018 at 8:20am

Suddenly, Marvin understood why they called it "spacing out."

Comment by Mario!!! on September 17, 2018 at 8:18am

He clearly doesn't understand the gravity of his current situation.

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