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"Ethiopian Sidamo Coffee... nice!"
"Before I go rip someone's pooch to shreds, I like me some java and a croissant."
"Where's the fuckin' donuts!"
He wanted decaf this morning, but a leopard can't change it's pots.
"Forget the baby cheetah! Where the fuck is it's full gown mother?"
Lasagna is for losers.
Don't talk to him before his first cup otherwise he'll eat your face.
He'd make a better coat then a cup of coffee.
Hence the name, Stretch.
I think I'll cheet on my diet, and add cream and sugar today.
Jason was clearly the smartest of his brewed.
When the gazelles take meth.
Without it I only run 79 mph.
Come on already! Who set the machine to "Wounded Gazelle"speed?
And you thought you got a little catatonic before having your morning coffee.
Sure he seems tame, but give him decaf and he'll rip your head off.
“Damn it, who used up all the sugar and elk's blood? You know I can't take my coffee black!”
Despite being an insurance company, working at Mutual of Omaha is never boring.
Even cheetahs need a little energy boost to get moving on a Monday morning.
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