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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 19, 2020 at 4:28am

"Ethiopian Sidamo Coffee... nice!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 19, 2020 at 4:17am

"Before I go rip someone's pooch to shreds, I like me some java and a croissant."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 19, 2020 at 4:13am

"Where's the fuckin' donuts!"

Comment by Rosedude on September 18, 2020 at 7:14am

He wanted decaf this morning, but a leopard can't change it's pots.

Comment by Scrunt on September 17, 2020 at 9:40pm

"Forget the baby cheetah!  Where the fuck is it's full gown mother?"

Comment by Mervin97 on September 17, 2020 at 6:12pm

Lasagna is for losers. 

Comment by Mervin97 on September 17, 2020 at 5:53pm

Don't talk to him before his first cup otherwise he'll eat your face.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 17, 2020 at 5:44pm

He'd make a better coat then a cup of coffee.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 17, 2020 at 5:40pm

Hence the name, Stretch. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 17, 2020 at 4:49pm

I think I'll cheet on my diet, and add cream and sugar today.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 16, 2020 at 11:34pm

Jason was clearly the smartest of his brewed.

Comment by Rotwang on September 16, 2020 at 1:50pm

When the gazelles take meth.

Comment by Rotwang on September 16, 2020 at 1:46pm

Without it I only run 79 mph. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 16, 2020 at 12:31pm

Come on already! Who set the machine to "Wounded Gazelle"speed?

Comment by Scrunt on September 16, 2020 at 11:01am

Cat Scan

Comment by Scrunt on September 16, 2020 at 11:01am

And you thought you got a little catatonic before having your morning coffee.

Comment by Scrunt on September 16, 2020 at 11:01am

Sure he seems tame, but give him decaf and he'll rip your head off.

Comment by Scrunt on September 16, 2020 at 11:00am

“Damn it, who used up all the sugar and elk's blood? You know I can't take my coffee black!”

Comment by Scrunt on September 16, 2020 at 11:00am

Despite being an insurance company, working at Mutual of Omaha is never boring.

Comment by Mario!!! on September 16, 2020 at 8:23am

Even cheetahs need a little energy boost to get moving on a Monday morning.

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