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Caption Contest 09-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"As you can see, we've brought in a genie to help with the cleanup efforts.  She's not as hot as Barbra Eden, but she's all we could afford on the FEMA budget." - Mario!!!

I've been trying for about ten minutes now to pin down gender and that crotch is still a "cone of uncertainty". - MadAdam

Weather channel announces biggest upskirt event of the year - Whiz Kid

"Don't you just hate it when you're about to leave for work and you discover you've lost your Keys?  What, too soon?" - Scrunt

If you see President Trump remember to heil with your right hand not your left. - JJJ23

Bronze:

"Ok we're calling an illegal shift on Irma that'll be a 200 mile penalty." - Mervin97

Silver:

to appease the mighty storm gods, while you evacuate, please walk like an egyptian. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"And now a word from Pat about next week's Bongo Festival." - Ian

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Comment by JJJ23 on September 17, 2017 at 10:53pm

This aerobics program is scientifically proven to make you forget your homes were destroyed. Let's get into physical!

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 17, 2017 at 1:51pm

Looks like the President is getting a delay of game penalty.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 17, 2017 at 11:14am

If you see President Trump remember to heil with your right hand not your left.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 17, 2017 at 6:52am

And we have plenty of food at the Shelter for all the survivors... oh, wait... Earls here...

Comment by Bill Staples on September 16, 2017 at 8:22pm
Hey Macaraina!!!!
Comment by MadAdam on September 16, 2017 at 8:13pm

............then the last layer of noodles and then a layer of sauce. And remember people, because this is important, don't leave any noodle exposed on top without sauce because it will, I promise you this, it will burn in the oven. And now I'm gonna hand off to Colonel William Krueger with some tips on making perfect garlic knots. Thank you, and be safe.

Comment by Iverneil on September 16, 2017 at 4:41pm

We all float down here.

Comment by Iverneil on September 16, 2017 at 12:27pm

Scuse me Maam, are those Bugle Buoys? 

Comment by Iverneil on September 16, 2017 at 12:26pm

The wave hit and if it weren't for these pants I was a goner.

Comment by Whiz Kid on September 16, 2017 at 11:25am
State sized wavepools could have state sized nervous child pee
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 16, 2017 at 5:36am

Hands Across The Waistland

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 16, 2017 at 5:34am

The arms race just heated up.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 15, 2017 at 10:39pm

♬ Come little rabbit, come with me, Happy we will be. ♬

Comment by mellowpuma on September 15, 2017 at 8:31pm

to appease the mighty storm gods, while you evacuate, please walk like an egyptian.

Comment by Rosedude on September 15, 2017 at 6:50pm
"We are pleased to have Gov. Christie's sister here to help."
Comment by Scrunt on September 15, 2017 at 6:47pm

"Don't you just hate it when you're about to leave for work and you discover you've lost your Keys?  What, too soon?"

Comment by Scrunt on September 15, 2017 at 6:30pm

"Marge, show the people how large your vagina is."

Comment by Scrunt on September 15, 2017 at 6:24pm

"And, for our younger viewers, here's an Oompa Loompa to explain to you what I just said in a cute little song and dance number."

Comment by Scrunt on September 15, 2017 at 6:17pm

"You see, when a low pressure front meets high pressure, they interact with great force and that's how camel toes are formed.  Next question."

Comment by Scrunt on September 15, 2017 at 6:13pm

"Excuse me, governor, I don't mean to interrupt.  But where's this Great Seal you've been advertising?"

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