"As you can see, we've brought in a genie to help with the cleanup efforts. She's not as hot as Barbra Eden, but she's all we could afford on the FEMA budget." - Mario!!!
I've been trying for about ten minutes now to pin down gender and that crotch is still a "cone of uncertainty". - MadAdam
Weather channel announces biggest upskirt event of the year - Whiz Kid
"Don't you just hate it when you're about to leave for work and you discover you've lost your Keys? What, too soon?" - Scrunt
If you see President Trump remember to heil with your right hand not your left. - JJJ23
"Ok we're calling an illegal shift on Irma that'll be a 200 mile penalty." - Mervin97
to appease the mighty storm gods, while you evacuate, please walk like an egyptian. - mellowpuma
"And now a word from Pat about next week's Bongo Festival." - Ian