"On second thought, I think I'd like to upgrade from traveling couch to first class." - Scrunt
For three blocks he felt like he was being chaised. - Jams3kds
Ironically, his name is Rick Shaw. - Mario!!!
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"Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything."
He knew that pitiful Huffy was only gonna be able to take him sofa.
"I'm trying to make it to the Carolinas as fast as my knees will take me!"
"To use the roll out bed feature, it's gonna cost ya extra."
"Dude, what the fuck?! I wasn't being serious when I said you could crash on my couch!"
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