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Comment by MacSpruce on Thursday

“I didn’t know that.”

“Are you kidding? Everybody knows that the bird is the word!”

Comment by Rotwang on Wednesday

An unflappable egotist.

Comment by Rotwang on Wednesday

I'll just swoop in and steal their hearts. And livers. 

Comment by Rotwang on Wednesday

Why yes, I do own this aviary. 

Comment by Rotwang on Wednesday

An eagle? How dare you! I'm a trans-dove american!

Comment by MacSpruce on Wednesday

"Now that's what I call a balled eagle!"

Comment by MacSpruce on Wednesday

Upon seeing a couple of chicks, his natural instinct was to feed them his vomit.

Comment by MacSpruce on Wednesday

“Half-man half-bull, half-man half-horse, half-goat, half-bird, half-fish. Didn’t the ancient Greeks ever just fuck other ancient Greeks?”

Comment by Mervin97 on Monday

Bill hated visitor day at the aviary.

Comment by Mervin97 on Monday

Gamma rays don't work the same on everyone.

Comment by Mervin97 on Monday

You should see his nest.

Comment by Mervin97 on Monday

Even two of the biggest flowers on the planet couldn't keep people from staring at Bob's hideous disfigurement.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2020 at 9:07am

Jay was a real bird brain, once again he forgot his mask.

Comment by Mario!!! on September 13, 2020 at 6:27pm

"You know what they say about dating bird men; heron today, gone tomorrow."

Comment by Mario!!! on September 13, 2020 at 6:25pm

Ironically, Bob decided to go the botanical gardens that day on a lark.

Comment by Ian on September 13, 2020 at 3:53pm

"I'm not a cuckoo, but I do live with a lot of egrets."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2020 at 11:57am

The Birdman of Azkaban

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2020 at 11:54am

Tonight on an all new America's Got Talon...

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2020 at 11:48am

"Let's just say this is what happens when you get your three wishes from a retarded genie and leave it at that."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2020 at 11:46am

You don't have to drop acid to enjoy Disney's Wonderland exhibit, but it helps.

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