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“I didn’t know that.”
“Are you kidding? Everybody knows that the bird is the word!”
An unflappable egotist.
I'll just swoop in and steal their hearts. And livers.
Why yes, I do own this aviary.
An eagle? How dare you! I'm a trans-dove american!
"Now that's what I call a balled eagle!"
Upon seeing a couple of chicks, his natural instinct was to feed them his vomit.
“Half-man half-bull, half-man half-horse, half-goat, half-bird, half-fish. Didn’t the ancient Greeks ever just fuck other ancient Greeks?”
Bill hated visitor day at the aviary.
Gamma rays don't work the same on everyone.
You should see his nest.
Even two of the biggest flowers on the planet couldn't keep people from staring at Bob's hideous disfigurement.
Jay was a real bird brain, once again he forgot his mask.
"You know what they say about dating bird men; heron today, gone tomorrow."
Ironically, Bob decided to go the botanical gardens that day on a lark.
"I'm not a cuckoo, but I do live with a lot of egrets."
The Birdman of Azkaban
Tonight on an all new America's Got Talon...
"Let's just say this is what happens when you get your three wishes from a retarded genie and leave it at that."
You don't have to drop acid to enjoy Disney's Wonderland exhibit, but it helps.
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