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"Hey there pretty lady, give me your hand and I'll put two in your bush."
The uneducated seem to just flock to Bird God.
With football games postponed, what's a mascot to do?"
"I just flew in from Cleveland. Man, are my arms tired!"
"Hi, ladies! I have a nest just around the corner. Wanna check out my bird feeder?"
All beak, no bite!
I have 2 words for you...Harry Potter!
"You know that movie, Birdman of Alcatraz? Yeah I wasn't in that."
"My, oh my! That is one impressive pecker."
That's one birdie nobody's gonna be smiling for any time soon.
"Thankfully, we don't get blamed for the flu this time."
"What makes you think I'm some sort of attorney?"
"On second thought, let's not go to the Island of Dr. Moreau. It's a silly place."
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