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Comment by blkbwayne 19 hours ago

they met on Tinder she was looking for a relationship, he was looking for twigs for his nest

Comment by Rosedude on September 20, 2020 at 7:04pm

Bird immunity.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 16, 2020 at 9:16pm

“I didn’t know that.”

“Are you kidding? Everybody knows that the bird is the word!”

Comment by Rotwang on September 16, 2020 at 2:39pm

An unflappable egotist.

Comment by Rotwang on September 16, 2020 at 2:33pm

I'll just swoop in and steal their hearts. And livers. 

Comment by Rotwang on September 16, 2020 at 2:30pm

Why yes, I do own this aviary. 

Comment by Rotwang on September 16, 2020 at 2:18pm

An eagle? How dare you! I'm a trans-dove american!

Comment by MacSpruce on September 15, 2020 at 9:24pm

"Now that's what I call a balled eagle!"

Comment by MacSpruce on September 15, 2020 at 9:16pm

Upon seeing a couple of chicks, his natural instinct was to feed them his vomit.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 15, 2020 at 9:14pm

“Half-man half-bull, half-man half-horse, half-goat, half-bird, half-fish. Didn’t the ancient Greeks ever just fuck other ancient Greeks?”

Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2020 at 9:29am

Bill hated visitor day at the aviary.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2020 at 9:23am

Gamma rays don't work the same on everyone.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2020 at 9:21am

You should see his nest.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2020 at 9:18am

Even two of the biggest flowers on the planet couldn't keep people from staring at Bob's hideous disfigurement.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2020 at 9:07am

Jay was a real bird brain, once again he forgot his mask.

Comment by Mario!!! on September 13, 2020 at 6:27pm

"You know what they say about dating bird men; heron today, gone tomorrow."

Comment by Mario!!! on September 13, 2020 at 6:25pm

Ironically, Bob decided to go the botanical gardens that day on a lark.

Comment by Ian on September 13, 2020 at 3:53pm

"I'm not a cuckoo, but I do live with a lot of egrets."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2020 at 11:57am

The Birdman of Azkaban

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2020 at 11:54am

Tonight on an all new America's Got Talon...

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