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Caption Contest 09-12-2019

Bronze:

Dropping Miss Daisy - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"She can go from high-wire performance artist to abstract sidewalk art in sixty seconds." - Ian

Gold:

I think we should see other people... err, I mean I think I should see other people. - JJJ23

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Comment by MacSpruce on September 16, 2019 at 8:28pm

Don't be a wuss. The water temperature is perfect. 

Comment by MacSpruce on September 16, 2019 at 8:25pm

I’m tired of your daredevil-may-care attitude.

Comment by AKAAB on September 16, 2019 at 4:05pm

So, who's Kevin?

Comment by Ian on September 13, 2019 at 9:07pm

"She can go from high-wire performance artist to abstract sidewalk art in sixty seconds."

Comment by Ian on September 13, 2019 at 8:53pm

"Are you sure you're not harboring ill-will?"

Comment by Jams3kds on September 13, 2019 at 11:04am

Zoolander 3: Return of Blue Steel (in select theaters)

Comment by Jams3kds on September 13, 2019 at 10:56am

"Don't worry, the fall will break your fall."

Comment by Jams3kds on September 13, 2019 at 10:55am

Jorts, really!?!

Comment by Jams3kds on September 13, 2019 at 10:55am

She had been dying to go to Dubai

Comment by Rosedude on September 13, 2019 at 6:32am

"You see?.  It really is the angle of the dangle."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 13, 2019 at 5:19am

"I think I'm falling for you."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 13, 2019 at 5:14am

"I feel like this relationship is slip sliding away.".

Comment by Mervin97 on September 13, 2019 at 5:02am

"I can't hold on much longer, this beam is killing my hemorrhoids."

Comment by JJJ23 on September 12, 2019 at 10:36pm

I think we should see other people... err, I mean I think I should see other people.

Comment by Scrunt on September 12, 2019 at 5:07pm

You just know if he breaks up with her, she’ll be totally crushed.

Comment by Scrunt on September 12, 2019 at 5:07pm

“Jesus, Linda, next time let’s just take the fucking elevator!”

Comment by Scrunt on September 12, 2019 at 5:07pm

Suddenly, Sheela began to regret choosing Aquaman over Superman.

Comment by Scrunt on September 12, 2019 at 5:06pm

Operation Dumb Girl Drop

Comment by Scrunt on September 12, 2019 at 5:06pm

‘Til Death Do Us Part

Comment by Scrunt on September 12, 2019 at 5:06pm

Knowing that Jonathan was scared of both heights and commitment, Gina knew her chances of making it were slim at best.

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