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Caption Contest 09-12-2019

Bronze:

Dropping Miss Daisy - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"She can go from high-wire performance artist to abstract sidewalk art in sixty seconds." - Ian

Gold:

I think we should see other people... err, I mean I think I should see other people. - JJJ23

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 12, 2019 at 3:33pm

Dropping Miss Daisy  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 12, 2019 at 3:30pm

"Thanks for dropping by, Thelma, but I must cram for my Gregorian Chant quiz.  See ya, later!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 12, 2019 at 3:24pm

Heath Ledge

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 12, 2019 at 3:23pm

Their romance was brief.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 12, 2019 at 3:22pm
This one time at band camp...
Comment by Rotwang on September 12, 2019 at 10:16am

Quick, anti-alias the selection and then lower the opacity of the airbrush tool!

Comment by Mario!!! on September 12, 2019 at 8:56am

This is the most idiotic Kardashian publicity stunt yet!

Comment by Mario!!! on September 12, 2019 at 8:37am

Some men will go to extremes to get a good view of a woman's cleavage.

Comment by Ian on September 11, 2019 at 11:38pm

"You're being so September tenth right now it's not funny."

Comment by Ian on September 11, 2019 at 11:36pm

"Lately it feels like you've been slipping away from me."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2019 at 11:29pm

"Oh, so that's what happened to my handcuffs!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2019 at 11:29pm

They weren't really getting along, so he suggested she take a hike.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2019 at 11:27pm

"Goddammit, Lorena, how many times do I have to tell you? Romeo & Juliet was a bunch of overrated dreck!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2019 at 11:26pm

"You call this, building a solid foundation for a healthy relationship?"

Comment by Ian on September 11, 2019 at 11:26pm

"Am I trending yet?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2019 at 11:23pm

"Are you gonna stop calling me King Kong already?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2019 at 11:22pm

"I thought you said you were going on a diet?"

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