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Caption Contest 09-12-2017

(Dis)Honorable Mentions:

"Forgive me Father, for I am about to sin." - Rosedude

How much for this one? - 38chrysler

Wow a buffet!! - Bill Staples

Hey, Kim Jong Un picks his like this too, kinda like a lobster tank for pedophiles. - MadAdam

The Seven Delightful Sins - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Kids Are Papal Too - Scrunt

Silver:

"The power of Christ compels you to believe global warming is man-made and that hearing it from me personally is worth its weight in jet fuel." - Ian

Gold:

"You stay behind to roll up the red carpet." - Mervin97

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Comment by JJJ23 on September 25, 2017 at 10:46pm

Remember we're in public your holiness, so try and keep it above the waist.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 17, 2017 at 10:56pm

Pope man, haven't you heard any black female stand up comediennes routines? Nearly all of them have a bit about this!

Comment by MacSpruce on September 15, 2017 at 10:51pm

Robe White and the Seven Drawers

Comment by MacSpruce on September 15, 2017 at 10:50pm

The Seven Delightful Sins

Comment by Ian on September 14, 2017 at 9:51pm

"The power of Christ compels you to believe global warming is man-made and that hearing it from me personally is worth its weight in jet fuel."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 6:27pm

"Why is there a soulless ginger boy here?  I can't bless the damned."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 6:03pm

"Yes, I guess if you had communion wafers for breakfast it would eventually become a holy crap."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 6:00pm

"Oh, I have thick curly black hair like this too, just not on my head."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 5:56pm

"No, I'm not a Jedi.  Why do kids always ask me that?"

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 5:55pm

"YOU ARE HEALED!"

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 5:55pm

"Stop me if you've heard this one before.  A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a whorehouse..."

Comment by Scrunt on September 13, 2017 at 5:54pm

Kids Are Papal Too

Comment by Rotwang on September 13, 2017 at 3:07pm

A game of duck, duck, caboose.  

Comment by MadAdam on September 13, 2017 at 1:59pm

The plane's bumper sticker say's "If you see this Airbus A320 rockin, don't you come a knockin".

Comment by MadAdam on September 13, 2017 at 1:51pm

Fortunately for the white kids, the Pope had already gone black...............

Comment by MadAdam on September 13, 2017 at 1:47pm

You're all about to join the 1.6 kilometer high club, oh I forgot, Americans, that's mile high club to you.

Comment by MadAdam on September 13, 2017 at 1:44pm

And I will anoint thee with oil, well, technically it's astroglide, but it's oily, so................

Comment by MadAdam on September 13, 2017 at 1:39pm

Hey, Kim Jong Un picks his like this too, kinda like a lobster tank for pedophiles.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 13, 2017 at 8:48am

No, that's not a whistle on my chain... but I have something else you can blow...

Comment by Mario!!! on September 13, 2017 at 8:42am

"No, Sara, Muslims are not evil.  They're just wrong."

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