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Caption Contest 09-11-2018

Honorable Mention:

This just in from the US Department of Obvious Metaphors. - Rotwang

Special Karmic Trojan Seahorse Award:

Just then a hatch opened, releasing dozens of militant dolphins and sharks. - Ian

Bronze:

It started when Alaska elected a white trash governor and from there things just sort of snowballed. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Uh, oh, I think I found Waldo!" - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

"What the.... I told my wife not to throw this out." - Mervin97

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Comment by 38chrysler on September 11, 2018 at 7:53pm

Hey Lopez... that's not what I meant by ''Rounding Up all the Trash"...

Comment by 38chrysler on September 11, 2018 at 7:02pm

Great News, Mr. Gere... that mass in you colon wasn't malignant... hell, it wasn't even a tumor.

Comment by Scrunt on September 11, 2018 at 5:11pm

Upon surveying its stool, scientists were surprised to discover that Godzilla’s diet was primarily made up of junk food.

Comment by Scrunt on September 11, 2018 at 5:10pm

Sphere of Influence

Comment by Scrunt on September 11, 2018 at 5:10pm

“How come every time we make one of these I always have to take a massive dump?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 11, 2018 at 5:10pm

Worst 9/11 memorial EVER!

Comment by Scrunt on September 11, 2018 at 5:09pm

“Goddamn it, I said to build the world’s biggest glitter ball for prom night! Now instead of disco everyone will be dirty dancing!”

Comment by Scrunt on September 11, 2018 at 5:09pm

Needs more cowbell.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 11, 2018 at 1:49pm

"Uh, oh, I think I found Waldo!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 11, 2018 at 1:43pm

It's a capital offense to trash your neighbor's lawn.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 11, 2018 at 1:36pm

Smells like teen spirit...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 11, 2018 at 1:28pm

Looks like the Ball State University mascot has gained some weight.

Comment by KariGrant on September 11, 2018 at 1:26pm

Well, Trump's certainly earned it.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2018 at 11:07am

Rubbish, the wrong way

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2018 at 11:07am

Sphere today, gone tomorrow.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2018 at 11:03am

"I thought you said that they were incapable of gathering moss?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2018 at 11:01am

"For fuck sake, Dave, you can turn off that bloody magnet already!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2018 at 11:00am

"What Pokemon could possibly live in there?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 11, 2018 at 10:58am

"What do you think? Is it an Autobot or a Decepticon?"

Comment by Mario!!! on September 11, 2018 at 8:57am

"We're gonna need a bigger garbage can!"

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