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I, for one, welcome our new space bot overlords.
Well, I'll be gundam'd!
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
"I should have put a duck down button on this remote."
"I thought this conversion kit was to build a VW bug."
Yes it uses hydrogen as fuel. But unfortunately the exhaust is sulfur dioxide.
"JNCOBots roll out!"
Breaking Bad Robot
"There's a Category One Kaiju in the White House. We are cancelling the Apocalypse!"
"And that's why Japan never has to worry about a trade war."
“Damn, some of these new Robot Wars contestants are getting out of control!”
“Bite my shiny yellow ass!”
“I no longer identify with that gender. I am a Cisformer!”
“Greetings, human, I come in pieces.”
Some Terminators kill people by making them die laughing.
“What the fuck do you mean all it does is pop popcorn?”
"I thought I ordered an Extra Medium!"
"I think we're going to need a bigger boat!"
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