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Caption Contest 09-08-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Removed after young Frankenstein spilled the beans. - Iverneil

Popeimmobile - VomitFlop

They both scare little boys... - AKAAB

Bronze:

Paul Revere and the Raiders Of the Lost Archdiocese - 38chrysler

Silver:

Carrying out God's plan. - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Will you stop dropping it? I'm getting tired of being struck by lightning!" - Scrunt

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Comment by AKAAB on September 9, 2018 at 6:47pm

The Ponstiff...

Comment by AKAAB on September 9, 2018 at 6:47pm

Tell the altar boys to stop in for a cold one...

Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on September 9, 2018 at 4:51pm

I absolve thee of your chin - that'll be  4 our fathers and 1 hail scary.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 9, 2018 at 12:03pm

"This is the biggest church candle I've ever seen."

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 9:59pm

The Pope recently took a hard stance against American Revolutionary War reenactments.

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 9:55pm

Firm Believer

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 9:55pm

Papal Mache

Comment by KariGrant on September 8, 2018 at 3:26pm

Hurry up, Jim! His left arm joint already melted.

Comment by KariGrant on September 8, 2018 at 3:24pm

The exorcism of Frankenstein required the use of the toxic Pope B-O.

Comment by KariGrant on September 8, 2018 at 3:22pm

Wax on; whack off.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 8, 2018 at 3:19pm

"Let me guess, you came straight here from a Revolutionary war reenactment." 

Comment by Mervin97 on September 8, 2018 at 3:17pm

"Tilt me back a little further, there's someone waving to me on top of the Empire State building."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 8, 2018 at 3:02pm

Who said the Pope couldn't get hard.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 8, 2018 at 3:02pm

The Pope will freeze in hell before he takes action against a pediphile priest.

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 2:47pm

"Pope! Chuck Testa."

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 2:43pm

"Will you stop dropping it?  I'm getting tired of being struck by lighting!"

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 2:35pm

When it comes to interpreting theology, some Popes are more rigid than others.

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 2:34pm

“All I'm saying is, if the Pope's the voice of God, how is this not sacrilegious?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 2:32pm

“What, haven't you ever seen the Pope waxing philosophical before?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 8, 2018 at 2:32pm

“The Catholics are coming! The Catholics are coming!”

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