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Caption Contest 09-06-2019

Bronze:

"Dude's brave.  Look at her mother." - Ian

Silver:

"Do you two want to delay the ceremony until she digests the Ring Bearer and poops out the wedding rings?" - Mario!!!

Gold:

Everyone else seemed relaxed but the Maid of Honor looked petrified. - Jams3kds

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Comment by AKAAB on September 16, 2019 at 4:08pm

...through sickness and mental health...

Comment by blkbwayne on September 9, 2019 at 2:50pm

I hope they got a prehistoric nup 

Comment by MacSpruce on September 8, 2019 at 8:00pm

It’ll never last; she’s hungry.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 8, 2019 at 7:55pm

Always an alpha predator, never a bride.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 8, 2019 at 2:36pm

All her Rex's live in Texas.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 8, 2019 at 6:26am

4 Bridesmaids, 2 Dudes, 1 Used Condom

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 8, 2019 at 6:21am

Because Donald Trump couldn't make it.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 8, 2019 at 6:19am

Ironically, the wedding band was called, "Fossilized Shit."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 8, 2019 at 6:10am
"Who invited your grandmother?"
Comment by Scrunt on September 6, 2019 at 11:40pm

Because shotgun weddings are so primitive!

Comment by Scrunt on September 6, 2019 at 11:38pm

“You two were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 6, 2019 at 11:34pm

That's a total fashion nightmare.  Who wears suspenders to a wedding?

Comment by Scrunt on September 6, 2019 at 11:33pm

"By the power vested in me by the island of Isla Nublar, I now pronounce you husband and wife.  Please don't kiss as it makes Pink here pretty aggressive."

Comment by Scrunt on September 6, 2019 at 11:29pm

"Do you, Betty O'Shale, take Barney Rubble to be your lawfully wedded rock?"

Comment by blkbwayne on September 6, 2019 at 9:58pm

Something about this ceremony really extincts? 

Comment by VomitFlop on September 6, 2019 at 9:32pm

"Oh, no, I wasn't roaring or objecting to the ceremonies, just really had to clear my goddamn throat. Yesterday's lunch is coming back up something fierce. Indigestion like a motherfucker. You know how it is. Anyway, carry on, you lovebirds."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 6, 2019 at 9:28pm

Dexy the Dinosaur defies all conventional logic by miraculously catching the tossed bouquet.

Comment by VomitFlop on September 6, 2019 at 9:24pm

"You absolute lunkhead. I said prenup, not prehistoric!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 6, 2019 at 9:24pm

"That's so weird! When the fuck did Seth Rogen become a minister?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 6, 2019 at 9:23pm

♪ I'm T-Rexy for my body. 

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