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I hope they got a prehistoric nup
It’ll never last; she’s hungry.
Always an alpha predator, never a bride.
All her Rex's live in Texas.
4 Bridesmaids, 2 Dudes, 1 Used Condom
Because Donald Trump couldn't make it.
Ironically, the wedding band was called, "Fossilized Shit."
Because shotgun weddings are so primitive!
“You two were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.”
That's a total fashion nightmare. Who wears suspenders to a wedding?
"By the power vested in me by the island of Isla Nublar, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Please don't kiss as it makes Pink here pretty aggressive."
"Do you, Betty O'Shale, take Barney Rubble to be your lawfully wedded rock?"
Something about this ceremony really extincts?
"Oh, no, I wasn't roaring or objecting to the ceremonies, just really had to clear my goddamn throat. Yesterday's lunch is coming back up something fierce. Indigestion like a motherfucker. You know how it is. Anyway, carry on, you lovebirds."
Dexy the Dinosaur defies all conventional logic by miraculously catching the tossed bouquet.
"You absolute lunkhead. I said prenup, not prehistoric!"
"That's so weird! When the fuck did Seth Rogen become a minister?!"
♪ I'm T-Rexy for my body. ♪
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