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Caption Contest 09-05-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“Please excuse my dragon breath, I had five alarm Chileans for lunch.” - Scrunt

Thanks for validating my jurassic parking. - Rotwang

"Make fun of my hat again , go ahead I dare you." - Mervin97

Bronze:

"If you hear the maid knocking please open your door for her. Not all of us have figured out how to open doors yet." - Ian

Silver:

They fired T Rex because he couldn’t reach down to carry their bags. - Iverneil

Gold:

life finds a valet - mellowpuma

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Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2018 at 5:08pm

“Welcome to the Henn na Hotel, Dr. Fong. Hey, let me ask you something. What do you recommend for ereptile dysfunction?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2018 at 5:07pm

“Seriously, it’s a tropical 90 degrees in here. Why the fuck are you wearing a ski jacket?”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2018 at 5:07pm

“Please excuse my dragon breath, I had five alarm Chileans for lunch.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2018 at 5:07pm

“Diners Club? You want to pay with Diners Club? I thought they went extinct a long time ago.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2018 at 5:06pm

"On second thought, I think I'll take my chances at the Bates Motel down the street."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 5, 2018 at 4:12pm

"Did you here the one about the three Neanderthals who walk into a bar?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 5, 2018 at 4:08pm

"Yes, I was extinct, but now I just stink!  That'll be 185 dollars for the room."

Comment by Rotwang on September 5, 2018 at 10:10am

Thanks for validating my jurassic parking. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 5, 2018 at 9:44am

Complimentary breakfast? Yeah sure, you taste like roast chicken.

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 5, 2018 at 9:43am

Those weren't big choolates on your pillow.

Comment by Rodney Dean on September 5, 2018 at 9:41am

The WIFI password is "runforyourlife".

Comment by Mario!!! on September 5, 2018 at 9:37am

"Dude, I don't know about you, but that tiger over there scares the shit out of me!"

Comment by Mario!!! on September 5, 2018 at 9:35am

"Latex gloves? Really? Wat's a matta, jur a sick or somethin'?"

Comment by 38chrysler on September 5, 2018 at 8:59am

Will you have small children, pets or any other edibles in your room?

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 6:06am

"Wayne Knight? Hmm...I ate a Wayne Knight once, he was much heavier and had a New York accent...do you need turn down service?"

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 6:02am

"Me, I'm a robot...my partner over there, he's real and will probably try eat you later...oh, enjoy your stay."

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 5:53am

"I'd recommending booking your next trip through Travelociraptor.com, they have great deals and no hidden claws...uh hum...clauses." 

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 5:42am

"We like to say that our hotel puts others out of business, we don't use the word extinct here."  

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 5:40am

"Nope you read it right, this place has been around for over 234 million years...we've updated the rooms though."

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 5:35am

"Some hotels say they are the first resort to stay at, we like to say we are your LAST RESORT."

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