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Comment by 38chrysler on September 5, 2018 at 5:21am

Do you want that room to be Screaming or Non-Screaming?

Comment by 38chrysler on September 5, 2018 at 5:19am

When I said I wanted to be near the Pool I didn't mean the one of blood...

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 5:19am

Yes we do offer massages...but I don't really recommend them here."

Comment by 38chrysler on September 5, 2018 at 5:18am

Breakfast in bed sir? ... Sure.. I will be there 1st thing in the Morning..

Comment by 38chrysler on September 5, 2018 at 5:16am

The Bellhops there expected an arm and a leg for Tips...

Comment by 38chrysler on September 5, 2018 at 5:12am

...just to let you know.... many of the Hookers around here are Trannysauruses...

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 4:57am

"Yeah I get that all the time, my cousin used to work at Jurassic Park though..."

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 4:56am

"We guarantee you will have a restful night, no one wakes up here with a saurus back, if you know what I mean"

Comment by Jams3kds on September 5, 2018 at 4:55am

"Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman, you have a phone call at the front desk."

Comment by mellowpuma on September 5, 2018 at 4:18am

life finds a valet

Comment by Ian on September 5, 2018 at 3:35am

"Sorry about the bedbugs.  Life finds a way, am I right?"

Comment by Ian on September 5, 2018 at 3:29am

"I'm sorry, we don't comp rooms any longer.  However, you're welcome to take one of our Compy rooms just for the night."

Comment by Ian on September 5, 2018 at 12:11am

"Be sure to check out our topless pool area as well as the new assorted torso patio."

Comment by Ian on September 5, 2018 at 12:09am

"Why do you want my blood type?"

Comment by Ian on September 4, 2018 at 9:10pm

"We just received five stars from Velocpitality Weekly."

Comment by Ian on September 4, 2018 at 9:09pm

"Welcome back Mr. Yamamoto.  Would you be interested in trying out our new Chinos?  The fabric is 100% digestible, I mean, biodegradable!"

Comment by Ian on September 4, 2018 at 9:03pm

"And because you rang the service bell more than once, you earned a free trip to the guest salad bar!"

Comment by Ian on September 4, 2018 at 9:00pm

"What's this Kill Room Tax?"

Comment by VomitFlop on September 4, 2018 at 8:59pm

"Where the fuck is your manager? You're supposed to be the size of a turkey!"

Comment by Ian on September 4, 2018 at 8:59pm

"Check-out time is twelve sharp.  And we do mean sharp."

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