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Caption Contest 09-05-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“Please excuse my dragon breath, I had five alarm Chileans for lunch.” - Scrunt

Thanks for validating my jurassic parking. - Rotwang

"Make fun of my hat again , go ahead I dare you." - Mervin97

Bronze:

"If you hear the maid knocking please open your door for her. Not all of us have figured out how to open doors yet." - Ian

Silver:

They fired T Rex because he couldn’t reach down to carry their bags. - Iverneil

Gold:

life finds a valet - mellowpuma

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Comment by JJJ23 on September 10, 2018 at 6:39am

Yeah, so I've got feathers now. Maybe later they'll decide no feathers, but for now I'm just powering through.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 8, 2018 at 9:42am

So psilocybin really opened you up?

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 8, 2018 at 9:40am

"Which way to the Salamander Lounge?

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 8, 2018 at 9:38am

"Vegan... You're kidding?"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 8, 2018 at 9:33am

Jurass Gets Sick of These Sequels: Part VI

Comment by Iverneil on September 8, 2018 at 7:15am

They fired T Rex because he couldn’t reach down to carry their bags.

Comment by AKAAB on September 8, 2018 at 6:33am

Marshall, Will, and Holly...on a routine expedition...

Comment by mellowpuma on September 8, 2018 at 12:39am

land of the lost reservation.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 6, 2018 at 9:44pm

We get quite a few Chinese guests here. Trouble is, an hour later we're hungry again.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 6, 2018 at 9:43pm

Boy, is he in for a wake up call.. 

Comment by MacSpruce on September 6, 2018 at 9:41pm

While you're at it, could you maybe use that pen to pry this thing out from between my teeth?  It's driving me crazy. I think it might be a wedding ring or a pacemaker or something.

Comment by 38chrysler on September 6, 2018 at 8:34pm

You didn't bring any of your children with you?..... What do you plan on eating?

Comment by 38chrysler on September 6, 2018 at 7:39pm

Checkout Time is 10 minutes after you see the Meteor....

Comment by Mervin97 on September 6, 2018 at 5:46pm

"And your total comes to one T-Rex carcass." 

Comment by Mervin97 on September 6, 2018 at 5:40pm

"Make fun of my hat again , go ahead I dare you."

Comment by Rotwang on September 6, 2018 at 5:33pm

Ah yes, you would like the Yucatan Penthouse Suite.  

Comment by Mervin97 on September 6, 2018 at 5:17pm

"Continental breakfast will be asian tomorrow ."

Comment by Mervin97 on September 6, 2018 at 5:15pm

"I heard Chris Pratt stays here a lot."

Comment by VomitFlop on September 6, 2018 at 12:09pm

♪ Welcome to the Hotel Henn na. Such a lovely place. Such a lovely face. 

Comment by Ian on September 5, 2018 at 7:53pm

"If you hear the maid knocking please open your door for her.  Not all of us have figured out how to open doors yet."

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