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Caption Contest 09-03-2019

Bronze:

"It's pronounced Buttigieg, not Butterjudge!" - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

The best thing about the Indiana State Fair is that it ends. - Scrunt

Gold:

Imagine her confusion when he offered to introduce her to Mr Happy. - MacSpruce

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Comment by JJJ23 on September 8, 2019 at 2:37pm

Speaking of blowing guys...

Comment by Jams3kds on September 6, 2019 at 6:52am

"Yeah, when I heard that to qualify for the next debate a candidate had to ride in a yellow chair lift car with a light skinned woman of color holding a notebook and wearing jeans, flats, and a V-neck tee shirt and get photo bombed by an inflatable flailing arm tube man I was like, where do I sign up." 

Comment by Jams3kds on September 6, 2019 at 6:47am

Reporter: "If elected, would you try and replace some of the older conservative Supreme Court Justices?"

Pete: "I think it is important to have balance in the Supreme Court but ultimately our elected constituents will be the 'geig' of that."

Comment by Jams3kds on September 6, 2019 at 6:44am

" I actually like heights, it's widths I'm afraid of..."

Comment by MacSpruce on September 5, 2019 at 6:41pm

Imagine her confusion when he offered to introduce her to Mr Happy.

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2019 at 5:04pm

“If being a blowhard is all it takes to win the Presidential election, then maybe we should nominate that thing as the next Democratic candidate.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2019 at 5:04pm

Some ski resorts will try anything to make a buck during the summer.

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2019 at 5:03pm

“Mine actually looks a lot like that, except it leans to the right.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2019 at 5:03pm

The best thing about the Indiana State Fair is that it ends.

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2019 at 5:03pm

“In my family, it doesn’t matter if your gay or straight, we’re all having Butt sex.”

Comment by Scrunt on September 5, 2019 at 5:02pm

“Can I borrow your purse for a minute? I have to pee.”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 5, 2019 at 2:53pm

"Would I accept a vice presidential nod?  Hell, yeah!  I'd do anything to get out of Indiana!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 5, 2019 at 2:50pm

"It's pronounced Buttigieg, not Butterjudge!"

Comment by mellowpuma on September 5, 2019 at 10:43am

so, is this how somebody runs for vp?  cause ... hmm.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 5, 2019 at 8:33am

So you've got "booty" in your name and you're gay and you're running for president? Why are you wasting everybody's time?

Comment by Mervin97 on September 5, 2019 at 5:08am

Well it's better then the union rat.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 5, 2019 at 5:04am

"Yes my husband is very excited about the campaign and he's quite tall." 

Comment by Mervin97 on September 5, 2019 at 4:57am

"Does your sister have to show up everywhere we go."

Comment by Ian on September 5, 2019 at 4:32am

"That reminds me, I forgot to bring a condom."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 5, 2019 at 2:20am
For Pete's sake!

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