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Speaking of blowing guys...
"Yeah, when I heard that to qualify for the next debate a candidate had to ride in a yellow chair lift car with a light skinned woman of color holding a notebook and wearing jeans, flats, and a V-neck tee shirt and get photo bombed by an inflatable flailing arm tube man I was like, where do I sign up."
Reporter: "If elected, would you try and replace some of the older conservative Supreme Court Justices?"
Pete: "I think it is important to have balance in the Supreme Court but ultimately our elected constituents will be the 'geig' of that."
" I actually like heights, it's widths I'm afraid of..."
Imagine her confusion when he offered to introduce her to Mr Happy.
“If being a blowhard is all it takes to win the Presidential election, then maybe we should nominate that thing as the next Democratic candidate.”
Some ski resorts will try anything to make a buck during the summer.
“Mine actually looks a lot like that, except it leans to the right.”
The best thing about the Indiana State Fair is that it ends.
“In my family, it doesn’t matter if your gay or straight, we’re all having Butt sex.”
“Can I borrow your purse for a minute? I have to pee.”
"Would I accept a vice presidential nod? Hell, yeah! I'd do anything to get out of Indiana!!!"
"It's pronounced Buttigieg, not Butterjudge!"
so, is this how somebody runs for vp? cause ... hmm.
So you've got "booty" in your name and you're gay and you're running for president? Why are you wasting everybody's time?
Well it's better then the union rat.
"Yes my husband is very excited about the campaign and he's quite tall."
"Does your sister have to show up everywhere we go."
"That reminds me, I forgot to bring a condom."
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