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Who's my barber?!
"Ha, Ha, Ha, Boris says he's from New York...that can't be true because he has British accent."
One is an idiot and the other...wait both are idiots.
"Who will fuck up their country worse, odds or even.....shoot...hey we're both odd."
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
(In unison): “Who are you calling a short-fingered vulgarian buffoon?”
Boors de France
"Dinner is on him."
"Look at that stupid hairdo."
How put a mirror here?
"That's pretty good, but E.T. sounds more nasal, like this: Oooooooooouuuuuuuuuch!"
Even though both men believed the reason for their respective country's ills lay just under their noses, neither leader could quite put their finger on it.
"Haha see! You didn't laugh but this guy gets out!"
Go ahead... Pull My Finger...
It was all fun and games until he realized Melania was with Justin.
"Mine smells like The Queen." "Mine smells like Melania!"
"Our Last Supper has TWO Gods!"
On the next... "Who Farted?"
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