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Caption Contest 08-27-2018

Honorable Mentions:

It ended up that her degree in political science was a croc of shit. - Gerhardguffaw

You don't have to be lonely... - JJJ23

“Later alligator! In a while crocodile! Bye-bye my right thigh!” - Scrunt

Bronze:

T A M=Texas Alligator Meal - KariGrant

Silver:

The Professor said the Alligators brain is about the size of a walnut... he said we would be perfect for each other... - 38chrysler

Gold:

There are graduation ceremonies and then there are also Grads-u-ate ceremonies. - Jams3kds

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Comment by Rotwang on September 6, 2018 at 3:00pm

Good luck and Godsfeed.  

Comment by MacSpruce on September 2, 2018 at 6:48pm

Gator baiter made it hate 'er; ate 'er later.

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 6:07pm

The headline in the newspaper the next day read, "A&M Grad Gets Alligator Clipped."

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 6:03pm

Crocodile Dumb Dee

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 5:16pm

“I did just graduate with a degree in Marine Biology, you know. I think I know a manatee when I see one!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 5:10pm

“Later alligator!  In a while crocodile!  Bye-bye my right thigh!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 5:09pm

Sadly for Denise, not even the Gatorade her sorority sisters gave her was enough to save her life.

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 5:05pm

“I think I’ll name him Chuckles, ‘cuz he’s always smiling at me.”

Comment by Scrunt on August 28, 2018 at 5:05pm

“I’m not an alligator wrestler, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 28, 2018 at 3:33pm

Ctrl + Uh-Oh + Del

Comment by JJJ23 on August 28, 2018 at 10:20am

Those student-professor relationships always get dicey.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 28, 2018 at 10:14am

You don't have to be lonely...

Comment by JJJ23 on August 28, 2018 at 10:13am

Clemson's beatin' that ass in 11 days.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 28, 2018 at 9:12am

There once was an Aggie named Taylor

That wanted to have oral sex with a Gator

She went down on him, while he was going for a swim

and then he gladly returned the favor as he went down and ate her.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 28, 2018 at 8:36am

Dont Worry... He's an Aggiegator!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 27, 2018 at 3:52pm

Just don't call him, "pond scum."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 27, 2018 at 3:13pm

Sarah took him up on his offer of lunch.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 27, 2018 at 2:52pm

It ended up that her degree in political science was a croc of shit.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 27, 2018 at 10:53am

She thought he was a Tinder meet, the gator thought she was a tender meat. 

Comment by Jams3kds on August 27, 2018 at 10:45am

There are graduation ceremonies and then there are also Grads-u-ate ceremonies. 

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