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Caption Contest 08-25-2019

Bronze:

He’s well preserved for a man his age.. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Remember, only defrost me after they find the cure for baldness AND they figure out how to defrost someone back to life." - Ian

Gold:

An Inconvenient Booth - VomitFlop

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Comment by Jams3kds on September 6, 2019 at 6:32am

To be clear, he set the Guinness Record for cubed ice, not Sonic ice.

Comment by Jams3kds on September 6, 2019 at 6:31am

Iceberg dead a head

Comment by blkbwayne on August 28, 2019 at 9:09am

Ironically his name is Trey

Comment by Mervin97 on August 28, 2019 at 5:27am

This isn't what Picasso had in mine when he started cubism.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 28, 2019 at 5:23am

The new Batman villain sucks. 

Comment by Mervin97 on August 28, 2019 at 5:20am

All he needs now is Netflix.

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 9:45pm

"Damn it, when I ordered a Harvey Wallbanger on the rocks, I meant the drink!"

Comment by MacSpruce on August 27, 2019 at 8:24pm

Before Viagra was invented, keeping it frigid kept it rigid... frozen stiff, you might say.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 27, 2019 at 7:35pm

He’s well preserved for a man his age..

Comment by MacSpruce on August 27, 2019 at 7:35pm

Keeps his cool when all around him others are losing theirs.

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 5:32pm

Alex’s heart of ice wasn’t just broken when his wife left him, it was totally crushed.

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 5:31pm

The Cooler 2 was a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 5:31pm

Nobody keeps their cool better than Gerald. Nobody!

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 5:31pm

“What?  Do you know how much cheaper this is than air conditioning?  I’m staying cool and saving a fortune!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 5:31pm

“Ice to meet you!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 27, 2019 at 5:31pm

And that was the last time anyone asked Dave to bring ice to a party ever again.

Comment by Mario!!! on August 27, 2019 at 8:19am

Leave it to the Germans to turn The Iceman Cometh into a fetish porno.

Comment by Mario!!! on August 27, 2019 at 8:17am

Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't like to talk about his one-upping little brother, Ice Cold James Austin.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 27, 2019 at 6:31am

Cold comfort for change?

Comment by Rodney Dean on August 26, 2019 at 8:28pm

Breaking Ice.

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