He’s well preserved for a man his age.. - MacSpruce
"Remember, only defrost me after they find the cure for baldness AND they figure out how to defrost someone back to life." - Ian
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To be clear, he set the Guinness Record for cubed ice, not Sonic ice.
Iceberg dead a head
Ironically his name is Trey
This isn't what Picasso had in mine when he started cubism.
The new Batman villain sucks.
All he needs now is Netflix.
"Damn it, when I ordered a Harvey Wallbanger on the rocks, I meant the drink!"
Before Viagra was invented, keeping it frigid kept it rigid... frozen stiff, you might say.
He’s well preserved for a man his age..
Keeps his cool when all around him others are losing theirs.
Alex’s heart of ice wasn’t just broken when his wife left him, it was totally crushed.
The Cooler 2 was a little different.
Nobody keeps their cool better than Gerald. Nobody!
“What? Do you know how much cheaper this is than air conditioning? I’m staying cool and saving a fortune!”
“Ice to meet you!”
And that was the last time anyone asked Dave to bring ice to a party ever again.
Leave it to the Germans to turn The Iceman Cometh into a fetish porno.
Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't like to talk about his one-upping little brother, Ice Cold James Austin.
Cold comfort for change?
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