Champede - VomitFlop
Ironically, Pierre's attempt to prove the Earth was flat failed due to his champagne being just that. - Scrunt
"Jerry's back on the bottle again." - Ian
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Sea World was fun, but I miss the orcas.
Care for some Champain?
Looks like 7up is launching a comeback.
Wow jockeys just keep getting smaller and smaller.
Bud Lite Cowboy
Gary “The Guzzler” MacLush, National Dipsomania Championship winner for the fifth year running… or staggering, actually.
You could say he’s a lager-than-life character.
He bottled it alright. (it's British slang, get you some culture muthafuckers)
It's on and pop'n.
He was later arrested for drinking and diving.
"Don't you have anything bigger?"
I've heard of daredevils performing dangerous acts of brut strength, but this is ridiculous.
"Ok, everybody have their champagne flutes ready? Unleash the tidal wave of OJ!"
"UNCORK THE KRAKEN!"
"Damn it, Steve, I said to hire a bottlenose dolphin trainer! What the fuck is this?"
It's a little known fact that before he died, Shamu had become a full blown alcoholic.
Ironically, Pierre's attempt to prove the Earth was flat failed due to his champagne being just that.
Putting the "Jolly" in Jolly Green Giant since 1954!
Welcome to Lake Champagne!
France is still working out the kinks on their space program.
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