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Caption Contest 08-22-2020

Bronze:

Champede - VomitFlop

Silver:

Ironically, Pierre's attempt to prove the Earth was flat failed due to his champagne being just that. - Scrunt

Gold:

"Jerry's back on the bottle again." - Ian

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Comment by Rosedude on September 4, 2020 at 7:18pm

Sea World was fun, but I miss the orcas.

Comment by Iverneil on August 27, 2020 at 10:13am

Care for some Champain?

Comment by Rodney Dean on August 25, 2020 at 11:41am

Looks like 7up is launching a comeback.

Comment by Rotwang on August 24, 2020 at 11:34pm

Wow jockeys just keep getting smaller and smaller.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 24, 2020 at 9:48pm

Bud Lite Cowboy

Comment by MacSpruce on August 24, 2020 at 9:46pm

Gary “The Guzzler” MacLush, National Dipsomania Championship winner for the fifth year running… or staggering, actually.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 24, 2020 at 9:40pm

You could say he’s a lager-than-life character.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 24, 2020 at 1:47pm

He bottled it alright. (it's British slang, get you some culture muthafuckers)

Comment by JJJ23 on August 24, 2020 at 1:43pm

It's on and pop'n.

Comment by Mario!!! on August 24, 2020 at 11:45am

He was later arrested for drinking and diving.

Comment by Mario!!! on August 24, 2020 at 11:44am

"Don't you have anything bigger?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 23, 2020 at 5:38pm

I've heard of daredevils performing dangerous acts of brut strength, but this is ridiculous.

Comment by Scrunt on August 23, 2020 at 1:01pm

"Ok, everybody have their champagne flutes ready? Unleash the tidal wave of OJ!"

Comment by Scrunt on August 23, 2020 at 1:00pm

"UNCORK THE KRAKEN!"

Comment by Scrunt on August 23, 2020 at 12:58pm

"Damn it, Steve, I said to hire a bottlenose dolphin trainer! What the fuck is this?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 23, 2020 at 12:01pm

It's a little known fact that before he died, Shamu had become a full blown alcoholic.

Comment by Scrunt on August 23, 2020 at 11:57am

Ironically, Pierre's attempt to prove the Earth was flat failed due to his champagne being just that.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 23, 2020 at 8:51am

Putting the "Jolly" in Jolly Green Giant since 1954!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 23, 2020 at 8:46am

Welcome to Lake Champagne!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 23, 2020 at 8:45am

France is still working out the kinks on their space program.

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