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Dogs don't know it's not Kevin Bacon.
That Katherine Heigl's one fine bitch.
Screening The Bone Collector II
In dog time it only takes 15 minutes to watch a full length movie.
Theater in the Hound
"Where the fuck is Spider-man?!"
"Hey, can any of you other motherfuckers actually do some of that crazy shit with a basketball too?"
"Is this fucking flight ever gonna take off?"
The Doggy Hoarder Picture Show
"Is this supposed to be Good Boys? What's with all the goddamn humans?!"
"I thought this musical was called Cats. Where are all the cats?"
Puccini? I thought they said pooch weenie.
Theatre of the Absurd
You'll get more than you bargained for with these seat fillers.
“When you said Community Theater had gone to the dogs, you weren’t fucking kidding!”
I bet the bass really booms in there with all those woofers.
Is it racist to assume the black ones are going to be barking to each other during the entire movie?
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