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Caption Contest 08-19-2019

Honorable Damnations:

"Damn it, they're all outta squirrel!" - Mario!!!

Damn it, the raccoon's expiration date was two days ago! - Gerhardguffaw

“Damn it, Groot, stop eating that Pop Tart and get me out of here!” - Scrunt

Bronze:

Caveat emptor - MacSpruce

Silver:

Surprisingly it's kosher. - Rotwang

Gold:

Closed Encounters of the Furred Kind - Ian

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Comment by blkbwayne on August 28, 2019 at 9:12am

The Coon skin cap has been drastically discounted, because it’s DIY

Comment by Jams3kds on August 22, 2019 at 11:36am

"I said I wanted some Peppermints, not Varmint!"

Comment by Mervin97 on August 21, 2019 at 8:43am

The break room vendor bandit was caught red handed last night.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 21, 2019 at 8:26am

"I want my baby back..baby back...baby back...chips."

Comment by MacSpruce on August 20, 2019 at 8:42pm

Caveat emptor

Comment by Scrunt on August 20, 2019 at 5:06pm

Don’t you just hate it when there’s only one left of something in a vending machine and it gets totally stuck?

Comment by Scrunt on August 20, 2019 at 5:06pm

You’d crawl inside a vending machine too if a bear was trying to use you as toilet paper.

Comment by Scrunt on August 20, 2019 at 5:05pm

Must be selling creature comfort food.

Comment by Scrunt on August 20, 2019 at 5:05pm

“Because exact change is for suckers!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 20, 2019 at 5:05pm

He snuck in there thinking to score a big Payday, but all he got was a few Snickers for his troubles.

Comment by Scrunt on August 20, 2019 at 5:04pm

“Damn it, Groot, stop eating that Pop Tart and get me out of here!”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 20, 2019 at 4:00pm

Snacks Gone Wild

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 20, 2019 at 4:00pm

Those aren't raisins on your granola bar!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 20, 2019 at 3:58pm

These vending machine companies will hire anybody off the street!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 20, 2019 at 3:57pm

I hear the vending machine on the eighth floor has imported skunk!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 20, 2019 at 3:55pm

Damn it, the raccoon's expiration date was two days ago!

Comment by Rodney Dean on August 20, 2019 at 8:40am

Screw the fruit snacks, the Pop Tarts on on the bottom!

Comment by Mario!!! on August 20, 2019 at 8:26am

"Damn it, they're all outta squirrel!"

Comment by Mario!!! on August 20, 2019 at 8:24am

That's totally disgusting!  Who's got the stomach for eating baby back rib flavored chips?

Comment by 38chrysler on August 20, 2019 at 8:07am

Insert COINS?... dang my dyslexia is getting annoying...

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