Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 08-16-2020

Bronze:

At first Helga wasn't keen on hitching a ride with strangers, but then she thought, "What the hay?" - Mario!!!

Silver:

She was supposed to milk the cows, but she baled. - JJJ23

Gold:

Nia Dell remained well hidden for quite some time in that haystack. - VomitFlop

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Comment by Rosedude on September 3, 2020 at 8:05pm

"I dunno, Earl.  I got her at Farmersonly.com and I'm still lonely."

Comment by Rotwang on August 29, 2020 at 9:43am

Hey guys I found the needle! It was right next to my dignity.

Comment by Iverneil on August 27, 2020 at 10:17am

Kate Moss

Comment by Iverneil on August 27, 2020 at 10:16am

HEY!!!!

Comment by blkbwayne on August 24, 2020 at 12:01pm

She was very popular with the boys in her village, she was always up for a roll in the hay 

Comment by JJJ23 on August 20, 2020 at 11:24am

She was supposed to milk the cows, but she baled.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 19, 2020 at 5:44pm

Be on the lookout for a female impersonating a hair weave.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 19, 2020 at 5:32pm

The day John Deere retired.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 19, 2020 at 5:31pm

Betty Bush

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 19, 2020 at 5:28pm

"Wait till they get a load of me at the sushi bar!"

Comment by AKAAB on August 19, 2020 at 8:57am

Needless in a haystack...

Comment by AKAAB on August 19, 2020 at 8:56am

The au natural look of a 70's porn star.

 

Comment by MacSpruce on August 18, 2020 at 9:33pm

“Note to self:  For next hayride, try less hay, more people.”

Comment by MacSpruce on August 18, 2020 at 9:33pm

That’s some grass skirt!

Comment by Rodney Dean on August 18, 2020 at 9:53am

The secret to our "extra protein" in our straw.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 18, 2020 at 9:11am

The public transportation system in Mexico has been much improved.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 18, 2020 at 9:07am

The tractor came with rich corinthian hay.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 18, 2020 at 8:59am

Betty was the last straw.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 18, 2020 at 8:51am

Linda holds the world record for largest hula dress.

Comment by Ian on August 17, 2020 at 8:01pm

90% of all flying saucer crashes go unreported.

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